American Girls Are The Papa John’s Of Women
Returning to America after an extended hiatus has reminded me just how much men are being robbed blind here...
Tuthmosis Sonofra
Street Harassment Is A Myth Invented By Socially Retarded White Women
The creation of racist and classist white girls of privilege....
New Birth Control Ads Show Women’s Fucked Up Priorities
The real reasons most women are postponing motherhood....
Irresponsible Journalists Are Using Elliot Rodger To Push A Privileged White-Girl Agenda
Everything is "misogyny" and "misogyny" is everything....
How To Date Several Girls At The Same Time
Master the rotation....
The White Knight Landing Page
A link to send every white knight you encounter....
5 Signs A Girl Has Daddy Issues
Learn to identify the third rail of your sex life....
Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged
Why the pixie cut and other short hairdos are clear signals to men....
26 More Signs She’s A Slut
Additional tells of promiscuity in girls....
16 Cute Girls Who Hate My Guts Now (UPDATED)
It’s a fine line between love and hate....
5 Reasons To Date A Girl With An Eating Disorder
A hidden treasure in the defective-and-irregular bin....
Woman From MTV Demands Free Stuff From Us
Casting call for ROK readers (which proves that women are, indeed, cheapskates)....
5 Ways To Land (And Keep) A Quality Boyfriend
A guide to girl-game for the ladies....
The 7 Most Common Feminist Insults
Originality isn’t their strong suit....
10 Tell-Tale Signs She’s A Secret Internet Fatty
Don't fall victim to online-dating fraud....
Help Raise Awareness About Rape Tourette’s
Join ROK’s campaign to fight this terrible affliction....
Don’t Work For A Female Boss
A shitstorm of drama, back-stabbing, and passive-aggressiveness....
Debating The Mighty 1-to-10 Scale
Settling the discussion once and for all....
All Girls Are Cheapskates
They don’t like spending their own money....
Dictionary Of American Girlspeak, Volume II
Learn the language....
The Most Masculine Oldies Music
It wasn’t all I-want-to-hold-your-hand....
Tuthmosis Sonofra
Tuthmosis is a Columnist-at-Large at Return of Kings. His work has been covered by major media outlets such as The Huffington Post, Cosmopolitan, Vice Magazine, The Daily Mail, and Yahoo Shine. He's also been profiled by BuzzFeed and The New Statesman. You can follow him on Twitter.