Why Christian Men Don’t Deserve Virgins
And why virgins shun Christian men....
Edward Thatch
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Excerpt to spark interest and encourage readership....
Why Fat Women Should Be Sent To Prison
Won’t someone please think of the children!...
6 Reasons Why We Should Support Abortion
Because “Her body, her choice” sounds a lot better than “I hate black people.”...
The Harem, The Tribe, And The Pride
Everyone you know should be in one of these three categories. ...
Expensive Woman Seeks Retarded Millionaire
Millennial Women: The true cost of ownership, uh, I mean, partnership....
The Strong & Independent Woman Translator
Two words that remind you how to keep strong independent woman happy....
John The Baptist Syndrome
Are you a voice crying in the wilderness? If so, shut the hell up....
Why The U.S. Divorce Rate Is Not Important
You shouldn’t concern yourself with the divorce rate....
How To Become A Better Misogynist
I’m calling out the Manosphere’s bogus misogynist credentials. ...
How To Kill Zombie Arguments
Kill common arguments that refuse to die....
How To Get Divorced Like A Champ
Based on a hilarious (and effective) true story....
8 Essential Rules To Surviving The Workplace
Red pill wisdom is great, but here's why you should keep a lid on it at work....
Juicing Will Kill You
Welcome to a culture of liquid death. Well, probably....
How Women Become Worthless
They start out as decent specimens, but somehow manage to find themselves on a man’s pump-and-dump list....
Modern Women Prefer 1950’s Men
Nice guy beta males everywhere, rejoice! You’re way ahead of the pack....
Please Take This Personally
Is there anything you can point to from the Manosphere in 2012 that motivated you to action? ...
“This American Whore”
Hookers are oppressed, Jezebel hates nice guys, and what stops some black women from exercising...
5 Unexpected Ways To Be As Vapid As The Girl You’re Dating
Terrible dating advice, baby mama drama, Charlie Sheen knows a hooker when he sees one, women over 40 are surprised to be barren, and more....
Edward Thatch
Edward was a weekly contributor at Return of Kings until he passed away unexpectedly after being crushed to death under the weight of his own massive ego. Tall, devastatingly handsome, witty, and successful; the poor lad just couldn’t handle the supreme awesomeness of his own being. May he rest in peace.