Due to the unsightly epidemic of beta-male behavior that is currently exploding all around us—the acceleration of which was largely caused by feminism and SJW’s—I recently came up with the idea for a series of satirical men’s magazine covers with the title, Modern Beta Magazine.

After putting them into the comments section of some articles here at ROK not long ago, and summarily being asked by various readers if they could look at them all in one place, I have attempted to comply with those numerous requests right here…

So here they are. All 16 covers.

1. Cooking for cucks


2. The winning play



3. Increase that beta sex drive


4. Earn extra holiday cash


5. 10 solid apologies


6. Rock her world


7. Pigeon-feeding tips


8. No means no


9. Let your wife sleep around – sound wisdom


10. She’s not a slut


11. Tell her you are CIA


12. Should you fake bulimia?


13. Positive benefits of divorce rape


14. Shadow puppets and other cool things


15. Quenching beta thirst


16. Calisthenics for cucks



Well, gentlemen, at least for today, we are still blessed with freedom of speech. Tomorrow is another story, however, especially if the myriad betas, cucks and simps—and their SJW and feminist handlers—get their way. So please do whatever you can to fight back. Make every possible attempt to wake up those men who are still on the fence. Because if you don’t, they might wind up exactly like the feckless fools on the above magazine covers.

You’ll be glad you did. And you’ll sleep a lot better at night, too.

Sharing this article with your friends and family members might be a good idea as well, if you feel these faux magazine covers have merit. And if those people should become irritated or shocked by them, well, consider it a blessing in disguise…because if that happens, you have just identified some serious beta males.

And as the entire manosphere already knows, they can definitely use all the help they can get…

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