Superbly Weak Amateur Game. That’s what SWAG is, so don’t bother. Unless you are under the age of 20, you should not be attempting to do swag.

SWAG, derived from swagger is a concept about “looking cool” and “being cool”. I tried to find a better definition, but urban dictionary is filled with people making fun of it. All you really need to know is that Justin Bieber has a SWAG coach, so unless you prefer to look like him there’s no point. I will say the concept of SWAG will work under the age of 20, mostly because women of that age want Bieber’s nuts and haven’t experienced enough in life to realize it’s probably the douchiest thing out there next to YOLO, but if you’re serious about game, do not do it. Every time I have seen someone try SWAG in public, they have failed, and hilarity ensues.

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Per the dictionary swagger is better defined as “to conduct oneself in an arrogant or superciliously pompous manner; especially : to walk with an air of overbearing self-confidence.” Yes even the dictionary acknowledges that if you attempt swag you will be a dick. This is different from an alpha. Alphas assert dominance through confidence while using SWAG is like kicking a girl because you like her.


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Class, on the other hand, is the best thing since sliced bread. It does everything you would think SWAG would do. Think Tom Brady versus Justin Bieber. Tom Brady is actually the perfect example of class and being an alpha. People call him a dick, but what has he really done that’s made him one? Nothing. It’s envy. He’s a handsome man, with a supermodel wife, and three Superbowl rings. And if you need a definition for class, the dictionary states ” social rank; especially : high social rank” as well as “high quality.” This is exactly what women are looking for.

Remember the goal of game is to get laid. Class represents what you need to do to get laid. SWAG is the dollar store version. Just don’t do it. And remember ….

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