Here at Return Of Kings, we are very frank about the fact that men objectify women and vice versa. In the case of women, they are valued for their beauty and fertility (when male thirst doesn’t lead to guys lusting after land whales). Men, on the other hand, are principally rated using a combination of their status, achievements, and, increasingly, looks.

The election of the grossly inexperienced Jacinda Ardern to the post of New Zealand Prime Minister provides a great opportunity to assess her attractiveness. Is her lack of credentials in leading a country, albeit a small, leftist one, made up for by her aesthetics? You decide:

Let’s at least agree that she’s a vast improvement on the last female (and last socialist) leader of New Zealand, Helen Clark:

If you think we’re sexist, look at what’s been said about Justin Trudeau

No homo, this was just for the article.

On this topic, for once, we support equal opportunity between men and women, even if objectification takes different forms depending on the gender of the person being rated. Girls, both professional typists and average hypergamists, had a field day (and still do) talking about how they deeply desire sex with Justin Trudeau. In fact, one writer for Vice, Stephanie Mercier Voyer (the last part should be “Voyeur”) wrote a piece entitled “I Want to Bone Justin Trudeau.”

After Trudeau became Prime Minister of Canada, everyday ladies went wild on Twitter and elsewhere. News articles have obsessed over his buttocks, more than a year since his election. As recently as this month, he continues to arouse fawning comments:

The gays and trans people really want to bone or be boned by him, too:

Some more pictures to help you decide if you would have sex with Jacinda Ardern

The New Zealand media boiled with anger when guest ROK contributor Hamish Rangi criticized the average Kiwi woman. Some of my experiences with South Island New Zealander girls in particular contradicts Hamish’s take, yet the furious response in many quarters to the article vindicated a lot of what he said, at least for a number of women in the country.

Leftist New Zealanders should be thrilled that, instead of supporting Hamish’s belief that men should avoid having sex with Kiwi women, I am suggesting it is more than possible to want to have sex with New Zealand’s new Prime Minister.

Being the facts-based scientists that we are, let’s look into the available evidence about Jacinda Ardern:

Jacinda Ardern has just hit her late 30s. Provided you had a sex consent form signed (SJWs gonna SJW), would you bang her? Procreate with her? Or would you just pass on this New Zealand and female answer to the unqualified Justin Trudeau? Decisions, decisions.

Read More: 6 Reasons New Zealand Women Are The Worst In The Western World

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