Following Trump’s election and the biggest meltdown in Hollywood since Moloch’s yearly mass was replaced by the Academy awards, hirsute clown and Hollywood simpleton Shia Labeouf tried to heal his blistered liberal anus by gathering other like-minded bitter snowflakes in order to yell together “he will not divide us” at a wall, while a camera livestreams them 24/7, thinking that it will magically alter the reality of the situation.

Frail zombies reciting five words, lead by Guru China LaBoob. No arguments or solution. All of that autistic screeching while facing a wall. Needless to say, it did not go as planned.

Labeouf, Hollywood’s Globalistically Modified Oaf

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise

Discovering quickly that his acting does not draw crowds, our malleable PC figurehead tried for years to get the media’s attention at any cost (often resulting in global laughter). Hearing the swan song of his dull career, he decided to play all in and stole the last good idea he saw on TV: building a big wall.

The unhealthy obsession for attention among males is often symptomatic of an attention-deprived, chaotic childhood. I don’t have to look far in Labeouf’s case. Without research, just by looking at his name (feminine, brutally non-conformist) I knew that his parents were dysfunctional or perhaps did not want a child in the first place.

Further research confirmed my first hypothesis. In Labeouf’s words, he was “raised by two broke hippies” a Jewish mother, who was an actress (attention whore) and a “heroin addict” Cajun father that he accompanied to “Anonymous Alcoholics” meetings (irresponsible, dreadful role model). He has been evolving in the acting cesspool since he was 10.

A shitposting anthology

The word spread rapidly on the Internet and shitlords came in droves to crash his livestream. The liberals, with no original ideas and often not having Guru Shia to lead the chorus, left the spot free for any /pol/ boy passing by to claim it as his personal no-filter shitposting station. So far, we have seen them:

Happily displaying Pepe signs and shirts

  • Questioning globalist sacred idols and wanting to educate Labeouf on the Holocaust
  • Reading bits of Mein Kampf for the camera

When the triggerers-in-chief rocked up and started playing their music, the lobotomised Daily Beast clientele just danced along catchy tunes like Shadilay and other 4Chan/Alt-right anthems like Serbia Strong (A.K.A “Remove Kebab”), a nationalist song from the Bosnian War period known for its anti-Muslim and anti-NATO undertones.

Non-white /pol/sters Jackie4Chan and Jihadi Jezus organised a satirical “Honorary Aryan Dance Party” before savaging the Left’s double standards when it comes to freedom of expression and victim hierarchy regarding “minorities.”

They also attempted to “awaken Kek/Pepe, the Egyptian God of Fitness and Dankness.”


Other anti-liberal pranksters turned their soporific mantra into another jewel: “He will nut inside us”.

The zombies were too busy to notice that a right-wing octopus turned the place into the Museum of Kek

One wandering troll made Labeouf believe that he had Down’s syndrome, got closer to the camera and even lead the chant, precious snowflakes obviously cheering in the same demented tone.

Among all those “Praise Kek!” and extreme provocations, the shitlords contrary to Jihad Labarf and his assault midgets remained pacific and did not physically threaten anyone.

A poster boy that epitomises the violence of the left

Someone looks divided

Our fragile snowflake was easily baited into using physical violence when a random passer-by casually told him that Hitler did nothing wrong.

It looked more like a toddlers’ spasm during a tantrum than a real punch but contrary to the appearances, Shia is a grown man and therefore broke the law. He then plays the victim when he gets nicked.

He thumps his chest and threatens physically guys smaller than him, getting in their faces or sharing messages that sound slightly divisive like “you are surrounded. Now, be nice”.

But he is nowhere to be seen when Big Tony and his mate from Astoria, who walk and talk like men that have seen their fair share of action, come and drop more truth in five minutes at Beta HQ than those ephete airheads in a week.

Discovering that his girly love taps were not sufficient to repel the evil Trump supporters, Shia decided that instead of providing valid political arguments, the best way to win the struggle was to kiss and lick the face of his challengers. Probably inspired by Madonna’s methods to get votes, he might soon propose to perform fellatio on political opponents, in true cuck fashion.

Quel futur pour cette tête d’ardoise et son “art”?

A public livestream is by definition uncensored and unedited, which is the opposite of any modern Mainstream media platform. If you go live and want everyone to have access to it, it will get out of hand a one point or the other. Between the clueless Shemale Ladouche’s followers and the constant joy of shitlords shattering their safe spaces, we witness the first livestream window into modern politics, half shitlord central, half human zoo for sore losers.

It backfired from the first day and SJWs will eventually get tired, due to their short attention spam and their lack of will. They will just desert Sharia Labumph as soon as Twitter gets bored of him or they find another Hollywood bobblehead that is a hotter topic. Whereas dedicated shitlords will never get bored of triggering manginas to the verge of tears.

The three only positive elements I see in this idiotic initiative:

  • Leftists staying there idle instead of burning cars, assaulting citizens or infecting the world with their presence
  • Endless laughter with constant real-life shitposting, red pill bombs and liberals triggered
  • Shita Labed away from the studios and screens for at least four years

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