About Edward Thatch
Edward was a weekly contributor at Return of Kings until he passed away unexpectedly after being crushed to death under the weight of his own massive ego. Tall, devastatingly handsome, witty, and successful; the poor lad just couldn’t handle the supreme awesomeness of his own being. May he rest in peace.Why Christian Men Don’t Deserve Virgins
And why virgins shun Christian men.
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Excerpt to spark interest and encourage readership.
What I Learned From Banging 5 Girls In 7 Days
It’s good to be awesome.
Dear Mr. Shepherd
A gentle kick in the ass for my beta brethren. With love, from Thatch.
Why Fat Women Should Be Sent To Prison
Won’t someone please think of the children!
Chicktini: The Liquid Panty-Dropper
Make her a drink she can’t refuse.
How To Make A Man Fall In Love With You
How to be the woman he just can’t live without.
6 Reasons Why We Should Support Abortion
Because “Her body, her choice” sounds a lot better than “I hate black people.”
Why You Think She’s The One
A closer look at the origin of oneitis.
The Harem, The Tribe, And The Pride
Everyone you know should be in one of these three categories.
Expensive Woman Seeks Retarded Millionaire
Millennial Women: The true cost of ownership, uh, I mean, partnership.
What I Learned From Death
On legacy, religion, and family.
5 Signs You Should Marry Her
Choose the right wife by looking for these 5 signs.
The Strong & Independent Woman Translator
Two words that remind you how to keep strong independent woman happy.
John The Baptist Syndrome
Are you a voice crying in the wilderness? If so, shut the hell up.
Why The U.S. Divorce Rate Is Not Important
You shouldn’t concern yourself with the divorce rate.
How To Become A Better Misogynist
I’m calling out the Manosphere’s bogus misogynist credentials.
How To Kill Zombie Arguments
Kill common arguments that refuse to die.
How To Get Divorced Like A Champ
Based on a hilarious (and effective) true story.
8 Essential Rules To Surviving The Workplace
Red pill wisdom is great, but here's why you should keep a lid on it at work.
Juicing Will Kill You
Welcome to a culture of liquid death. Well, probably.
How Women Become Worthless
They start out as decent specimens, but somehow manage to find themselves on a man’s pump-and-dump list.
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