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December 10th, 2012

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Why Are Icelanders So Blasé About Sex?

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Here’s an excerpt from Bang Iceland:

I once had a lady come up to me and say, “I’m here alone and I’m leaving soon.” [Getting laid doesn't get] easier than that, but unfortunately she was atrocious, so I passed. Still it’s worth mentioning that such propositions have never happened to me anywhere else in the world, ugly or not. Just as how Brazilian girls view a kiss as meaningless, akin to a handshake, both young and old Icelanders view sex the same way. In fact, I barely even had to kiss girls before sex. So little foreplay is needed that you must prepare yourself for encountering dry vaginas (I always pack Astroglide so that problem didn’t affect me).

Iceland is the first place where I had sex with a girl whose name I didn’t know (and who didn’t ask for mine). Not until after sex did she start asking me personal questions that in most countries are typically asked before penis goes inside vagina.

There are two reasons why sex has little meaning in Iceland:

1. Icelandic feminism encourages women to have sex with anyone and everyone. In Iceland, sex for women is a path to self-discovery where she can “learn” about herself and discover her place in the world. Icelanders think a lot of sex is actually the path to wisdom, even if it happens to be under absurd amounts of alcohol.

2. There’s nothing else to do. Can you imagine how boring it is to live on a cold island in the middle of the ocean? Besides fishing and fucking, there really isn’t much more to fill your days with. Of course Icelanders enjoy creating music and surfing the internet, but having sex is one of the main ways they keep themselves busy.

The surprising thing about Iceland is that it’s not that cold—the European mainland has much more frigid temperatures. But when it comes to the Icelander approach to sex, nowhere is colder.

Learn More: How To Sleep With Icelandic Women In Iceland



About the Author

has been blogging for several years over at RooshV.com about travel and women. He has also authored books on how to get laid in the United States, South America, and Eastern Europe. He launched Return Of Kings in October of 2012 to serve the needs of masculine men.

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  • http://scartissue.us Wald

    Sounds like I should pay a weekend trip to Iceland for the flag.

  • Hunter

    Agree with all of the above. I spent several months in Iceland myself.
    While Iceland definately has stunning, untouched natural areas, you will get used to the pretty vistas really quickly. And once this novelty wears off – bam, all that’s left is the ugly concrete block Reykjavík and its mediocre nightlife: Live-gigs have the same billing every month, the bars and clubs are filled with the same faces every night, the liquor is ridiculously expensive…

    Many young icelanders live only for the weekend. They spend the working-days on facebook until they get drunk and fuck each other on fridays and saturdays.

  • fogal

    sounds like the perfect place for flagging..pussy paradise it seems
    plus being a exotic foreigner must really help

  • fogal

    sex being like a handshake for iceland…..more like scandiniva perhaps

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  • roosh spidah

    roosh you’re loser get a life, look at yourself you moron before talking crap on iceland. you’re over 30 year old loser with no life just your blog and idiot readers. go beat your head in the wall retard

    • uncle

      hey, you forgot to mention that he’s a loser

  • anon1

    mayor of reykjavik is doing an AMA right now. you should ask him about his thoughts on icelandic women’s easiness http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/14obcf/i_am_j%C3%B3n_gnarr_mayor_of_reykjav%C3%ADk_ama/

    • Roosh

      My blog did receive a referral hit from that iama, but there’s so many comments I can’t load them all in one page.

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  • fogal

    Unnur Birna Vilhjálmsdóttir aka miss world 2005
    for anyone wandering whose that women in that pic
    impressive 300 000 people on the island an 3 miss world winners
    defiatly worth hittin up

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