Here’s an excerpt from Bang Iceland:
I once had a lady come up to me and say, “I’m here alone and I’m leaving soon.” [Getting laid doesn’t get] easier than that, but unfortunately she was atrocious, so I passed. Still it’s worth mentioning that such propositions have never happened to me anywhere else in the world, ugly or not. Just as how Brazilian girls view a kiss as meaningless, akin to a handshake, both young and old Icelanders view sex the same way. In fact, I barely even had to kiss girls before sex. So little foreplay is needed that you must prepare yourself for encountering dry vaginas (I always pack Astroglide so that problem didn’t affect me).
Iceland is the first place where I had sex with a girl whose name I didn’t know (and who didn’t ask for mine). Not until after sex did she start asking me personal questions that in most countries are typically asked before penis goes inside vagina.
There are two reasons why sex has little meaning in Iceland:
1. Icelandic feminism encourages women to have sex with anyone and everyone. In Iceland, sex for women is a path to self-discovery where she can “learn” about herself and discover her place in the world. Icelanders think a lot of sex is actually the path to wisdom, even if it happens to be under absurd amounts of alcohol.
2. There’s nothing else to do. Can you imagine how boring it is to live on a cold island in the middle of the ocean? Besides fishing and fucking, there really isn’t much more to fill your days with. Of course Icelanders enjoy creating music and surfing the internet, but having sex is one of the main ways they keep themselves busy.
The surprising thing about Iceland is that it’s not that cold—the European mainland has much more frigid temperatures. But when it comes to the Icelander approach to sex, nowhere is colder.
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