Girls bread

November 19th, 2012

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Women Are Like Bread

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When a loaf comes out of the oven (puberty), it’s warm and delicious. You can’t help but stuff yourself. (18-24 years old)

When you leave the loaf out, it gets a little hard. You have to heat it up with a toaster first, but it still won’t taste fresh. (25-29 years old)

If you leave the bread out for too long, mold develops. You can cut away the mold, toast the bread, and still be able to eat it, but you won’t enjoy it. You’d have to be starving. (30-34 years old)

If you leave it for even longer, mold takes over and completely destroys the bread. There is no way to excise the toxic portions. You must throw it away before the mold makes you sick. (35 and up)

The lesson in this? Live next to the bakery.

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About the Author

has been blogging for several years over at RooshV.com about travel and women. He has also authored books on how to get laid in the United States, South America, and Eastern Europe. He launched Return Of Kings in October of 2012 to serve the needs of masculine men.

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  • Luke in the Sky with Diamonds

    “When a loaf comes out of the oven (puberty), it’s warm and delicious. You can’t help but stuff yourself. (18-24 years old)”

    Puberty is 10-14 years old.

    You just outed yourself as a p-bear. Expect a call from HR.

    • Roosh

      They put me on 90 day probation.

  • mcfondal

    no arguement there

  • Giovonny

    Live Next To The Bakery!

  • seedless

    Don’t know how this works into the analogy, but you can also put jam, jelly, our peanut butter on bread so it’s not so plain. Or even better, you can put meat in it.

  • patrick

    quantity over quality?

  • Theodora

    Oh my god Roosh come on! Stupidest post you’ve ever written

  • Kompany

    uhh…

  • Khan

    the question is, where is the bakery?

  • http://bohemechinois.wordpress.com Jon

    I mean there’s also different kinds of bakeries. Some are better than others. Some are more exotic than others. Some are just plain terrible. Some are more expensive. Some are cheaper.

    Okay, this analogy is just getting annoying.

  • the passenger

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDzUgoQPpBI&feature=related
    gorrilla male bangs female. see comments below the video! hilarious!

  • Power Hydrant

    Women are like bread. They’re hard to eat whole, so using a knife to separate them into easily-consumed slices is recommended.

  • Anonymous

    So I guess I should move to a college town.

  • DormFi

    So, in this example, “the bakery” is a middle school?

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  • Anonymous

    Women are like bread, men are like wine

  • Mangina

    This is true. My wife is toxic

  • BreadLover

    Looks and behaviour are by far more important in finding someone a turn on than age.

  • Buster

    White bread, brown bread, multigrain bread, challah bread, roti, naan, French baguette, etc. Women are indeed like bread.

  • Anonymous

    American women are like bread

  • hmmm

    So a 24 year old is fresh but a 25 year old isnt? Logic fail

  • Anonymous

    I’m 45, my wife is 40, and she is hotter than any 20 year-old could imagine. There is life after 30′s ;).

    • hmmm

      “What applies to women in the United States does not apply to women in the rest of the world.”

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