9 Things Every Guy Should Know About Finland (And Its Girls)

1. The street fashion blog Hel Looks does not represent the typical style in Finland. While many girls like to wear bright pastel colors and other hipster garb, they don’t typically look like freaks that just stepped off an intergalactic spaceship. Skrillex haircuts aren’t as common as in Iceland and Denmark, and I ended up being surprised at how nicely some girls dressed. After the shock of the first day settled down (I did come from feminine Ukraine, after all), I wasn’t all too upset with the level of talent I found. They are hands down more attractive than American women.

2. The biggest factor hurting the attractiveness of Finnish girls is not feminine or hipster style but obesity. There is a McDonald’s literally on every block, and Finnish people have taken to it wholesale. You can only shake your head when you see a fat Finnish person waiting patiently in line to grab a burger or hot dog after a night of heavy drinking. This is a shame since Finnish people aren’t genetically ugly. What ends up happening is that the hot girls have tons of beta orbiters who keep them entertained and busy because no one wants a fattie.

3. Girls are open to dating other races. I saw quite a few brown and black guys with Finnish girlfriends. The kicker is that these guys are speaking in Finnish, so they have integrated into the culture. Liberal guilt is so strong in Scandinavia that girls feel ashamed to not give minority guys a fair chance. You won’t encounter racism here.

4. Day game is not the best way to meet girls. They are helpful if you approach, but they don’t really bite, especially on the street (better responses can be had in coffee shops). Girls are not as shy as Icelanders but still significantly shyer than Americans. I didn’t see the point in day gaming much when I found out that girls were more open at night due to self-drugging themselves with copious amounts of booze.

5. Girls are better looking than Danes and Swedes and are just a hair better than Icelanders. I think the reason that Finnish girls do well is because there has been genetic mixing from the East. Many girls have Slavic inspired faces that make you wonder if they’re from Russia or Latvia.

6. Americans are quite novel in Finland. Maybe not as much as in the Baltics or Poland, but you’ll meet a lot of people excited that you are from the States. Even if they hate American politics, they want to meet an ambassador to a culture that they generally enjoy.

7. People are incredibly friendly. One time I asked for directions and when I said “Thank you” they replied back with “Thank you.” They also seem to be a very trusting people who take things at face value. I’m sure they get scammed a lot when they travel.

8. There are tons of East Africans, mostly from Somalia. The African girls seem to be aiming for a Rihanna look. There are also many cute Asian girls. If you get bored with Finnish girls you can try your hard at some of the more ethnic minorities.

9. The biggest flaw in Finland is that it’s really only a summer destination. The winters are long, cold, and dark, meaning that vagina only comes out of hibernation in the summer to get pounded by American tourists. It doesn’t help that “summer” can be relative: even when I arrived in early June I got to experience chilly weather.

Other cultural features I noticed: uncomfortable coffee shops that are more like food diners, a strong skateboard culture, and an obsession with sailor hats among graduating students.

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Roosh has been blogging for several years over at RooshV.com about travel and women. He has also authored books on how to get laid in the United States, South America, and Eastern Europe. He launched Return Of Kings in October of 2012 to serve the needs of masculine men.

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Menace

Asian girls? That’s surprising.
- whatever
  
  they are not asian, they are Sami :) but they look very asian indeed :)
  - Shubi
    
    No, no, no. Sami don’t really differ that much from Finns when it comes to looks. I know several Sami people and there’s no way anyone could confuse a sami person (such as Renee Zellweger) to an asian.
  - anotherfinn
    
    There are about 6000 Sami people in Finland and most of them live in the northern part of country, also you can’t tell them apart from other nordic people.
    
    The racial diversity is strongest in the capital area. Most of the asians are vietnamese and thai. They are kind of a closed group, mostly hanging with others of their race, sometimes in huge groups. Many of the Thai women work in thai massage parlors (which are generally considered to be dick massages with happy endings or straight up brothels). Street / Bar prostitution in Finland is mostly done by asian, russian and african women.
    
    Hel-Looks is made to look like random street shots but the people in the pictures actually contact the photographers and arrange a photo shoot. Some kind of hipster thing.
    
    About liberal guilt, it’s not always that. It might also be some kind of light form of feministic power battle against local men. Giving out to a finnish guy is a bit like surrendering to the enemy, while banging with a guy from another pool doesn’t effect the balance of power.
    
    The biggest problem in Helsinki is the number of people. There are only about a million people living in the area. I’d say 80% of the people in the night life are people who you have already met if you go out regularly.
    
    And to reduce price guessing: Big mac meal is something like 6.8 euros, pizza + drink is about 9 euros, a pack of cigarettes is 4-5.50 euros, drink at a bar is about 6 euros, cheapest beer about 1.90 and average about 5. A dinner in a semi fine restaurant is 15-30 euros per head, in very fine michelin restaurant about 130 euros per person. Bus is from 3 to 5 euros, taxi from club to any nearby hotel is around 20-30 euros. Club entry fees during weekend are from 6 to 10 euros plus mandatory 2.50 – 3 euro cloakroom fee and during the week you mostly just have to pay the cloakroom fee.
    
    A good thing for tourists in finland is that there’s practically no hustling going on, you can safely rent cars, etc and nobody will try to cheat you in any way. There’s quite little street crime like pick pocketing and pretty much no fear of getting randomly stabbed and robbed in some dark alleyway and no “dangerous parts of town”. People generally speak english rather well.
    
    Best bet to get success is to just be genuine, local people have great dislike for posers and have high respect for honesty.
  - keijo
    
    I’ve lived 30+ years in finland and i don’t know if i’ve ever met any sami people.
  - aleksi636
    
    I think the smallest ethnic minority in Finland is the Sami people, who live only in the northern parts of Finland ( ~500miles from Helsinki ) and I, as an original Finn, haven’t met any Sami person in my life. And they usually don’t differ from “normal” Finns.
anon1

i’m glad you mentioned that thing about hel looks. the frequency with which you used to twitter pictures from their page made me think spaceship freaky was your thing.

checking finland on my to go list. i have heard they are incredibly less out going than say, the swedes though? (though of course sweden has the huge feminista problem)
- a_finn
  
  They aren’t outgoing at day, but at night the girls get so absolutely hammered that they are easy poon.
Anon

Do the East Africans die off during the winter?
- http://luukku.com Nanna
  
  Unfortunately not :/
Anonymous

They do get scammed when they are in turistic destinations, I saw it quite a lot while I was in Turkey.
http://www.bronanthebarbarian.com Bronan The Barbarian!

I really liked Helsinki when I was there. Didn’t really experience any of the nightlife though. I’m actually kind of surprised Hel Looks is able to dredge up so many weirdos. I didn’t see a single example of the horrific Hel Looks style over the course of my Finland excursion. The girls were mostly cute and had better style than Swedes or Norwegians.
- Finlander
  
  Totally agree with the Hel-Looks stuff, never seen too much weirdos in Helsinki. Girls are cute, blonde, blue-eyed and well-dressed. Skate-boarding culture is a big thing here, though.
mcfondal

thought the country was 99% white

this is great news for beta indian and asian guys….should post this on the forum
- psycholook
  
  99%, that was true more than 20 years ago LOL, not anymore, unfortunately !!!
Boz

#10 – you can scream out Finn-ito when you finish on her face.
Hussein

Liberal Guilt… I was kind of sad when I heard this. I have it to good whenever I hear liberal guilt, and I always wonder are the girls giving me a chance because they feel guilty for me and my race.(golden brown skinned brother with green eyes) A lot of guys say ” dude you would kill in sweden, finland and Norway. they totally love brown skinned brothers” When they do say that, sadness hits me because I know no matter how much I game, how classic my style of dressing is, I will always be put at advantage cause of my skin, and looks. Its not that I am hating… Its just I would trade my looks and golden skin (most girls rate me a 9, lots of white girls to) to be a guy who is just a 7, so i can actually feel proud when I game 8-10′S.
- Uncle Elmer
  
  Brother, I hear you. The bitches be all over me cause of my looks and I long for them to see the alpha that I really am.
  - Hussein
    
    Tell me about it… I can make some of the biggest mistakes and still bag 9s. People say I would kill with game if I was handsome and that is true, but sooner or later it hits you that it’s not what you’ve been practicing for years that helps you bag 9 and 10s. It’s your great genetics. Oh we’ll though, pussy Is pussy no matter the circumstances
  - fogal
    
    well its better than lookin like a troll and bein a virgin….count your blessings…the rest of us have to make the most of what we got and learn what we can
Surfer Dude in Big Sur

Roosh I’d love to see you ply your trade out here on the West Coast with vegan hippie earth goddess surfer chicks.
The biz

Not just early june, I was there in early August and the weather was only in the low 60s.
dragnet

because liberal guilt = not racist, obviously.
johnny

would reconsider the brown guy comment author

I did see a few black men with white women there but most women there were with white men. Ya liberal guilt applies to black guys but with brown, asian, and other races it is no mercy. did not see one couple where the guy was brown and girl was white.
dragnet

white women dating black guys because of liberal guilt is the tired bullshit some white men (and roosh, apparently) tell themselves. the reality is that plenty of white women are attracted to black men—don’t just take my word for it, hear it from Heartiste:

“Now, the final, and most emotionally laden, variable in this equation is the black man angle. Both sides in this long-running debate have their points. My take from ground-level recon is that the people claiming single white women love alpha black men are overstating their case, and the people claiming single white women would never think of hooking up with “lower class, less accomplished, thug” black men are overstating theirs. White women do find plenty of black men physically exciting.”

the finnish women were dating black guys who spoke finnish and had thoroughly assimilated into the host culture—this naturally happens when immigrants integrate into new countries. it’s not a function of “liberal guilt”—it’s just life and the reality immigration.
- foobar
  
  Slightly belated comment, but still…
  
  As a Finn speaking Finnish as my mother tongue, I haven’t seen many “thoroughly” assimilated black guys speaking even semi-proper Finnish, and I live at capital area with no shortness of black immigrant men. For a vast proportion, common language between these couples is very broken English, and relationships rather stormy rather than harmonious.
  
  These men are rarely in the country on work-based residence permit, and their primary mechanism to stay in the country is to “create ties to Finland” before they are at risk of permanently losing their (rather questionably given temporary) residence permit, which tends to take several years. In practice, this means a child with Finnish (ex-)companion, which makes permit essentially permanent, no matter how poor resources you have for keeping it otherwise.
  
  For this reason, black men in this position (not all Africans, but those with less firm ground on having a permanent residence) are extremely eager to find any Finnish woman to reproduce. They find psychological symbiosis with certain subset of Finnish women that really feel they’re “saving the world” by this sort of preference and its’ consequences, or who are otherwise fullfilling their fetishes (everybody has some) without much of further thought on what it means. And there are also those women that outright hate white Finnish men for some semi-ideological projections on them. Well, such is life.
  
  As an end result, your luck is probably good if you come from rather shaky society in Africa, but if you’re coming from a self-supporting non-western country of some standing, finding a Finnish girlfriend or even one-night partner tends to be an entirely different question. Men from far-east Asia and Indian subcontinent are likely to be doing worst, and men from near-east, southern Europe or Latin America best after men from “liberal guilt zone” Africa. So, many women are picky rather than color-blind: their racial preferences – racism, in my opinion – is just tuned differently.
  
  Then again, only some subsection of Finnish women are actually positively preferential to Africans, be it color of skin or ideological standing. Major group of them are preferential to Finns, and considerable portion also despises black men because of their less-than-nice experiences or preconceptions. Drawing a simplistic conclusions for whole female population of Finland is an oversimplification, even if examples of “lack of racism” would be walking on the street all the time.
  - JohnnyBGooood
    
    Yes, and despite the few undeniable facts here and there, you, sir, seem like the typical, bitter Finnish racist.
  - foobar
    
    @JohnnyBGooood:
    
    If I’d move to – say – US and have that attitude towards locals and explain all setbacks I (like everybody else) have to face by locals being “racist”, I’d be out of luck and sympathy in very short time.
    
    The attitude of “my worldview is undisputable, all differing opinions are utterly wrong and expressing different views are sign of flaws or even crimes of those who dare to present them” is a very common defense mechanism that people choose in order to avoid thinking how imperfect and unfixable the world is practice and how insignificant own views can be in the real world, in a strange country. It seems particularly common amongst US expats and holier-than-thou types, which is in my opinion very unfortunate for them.
    
    I don’t know if I have chances to defend my worldview (“racist?”, doesn’t that require me to actually value races differently instead of just expressing my view of what is occurring in the neighborhood?), but it would really be much more interesting if you would use more explicit arguments than stamping a “racist” mark on my forehead.
    
    Unlike you might think, people have so differing opinions and world is such a diverse place that it is by no means obvious how your internal argument against my rant goes. There is no universal, undisputable truth about Finnish women out there. I could as well assume that you have the stamp, but no argument to speak of.
Larry Fine

Isn’t Roosh Brown? Since when is Turkish/Iranian considered white? I mean,he’s darker than most latino I know. They look like albinos compared to him.
Lord Osis

* Asian girls in Helsinki are Asian, not Saami (Lapland). Most Saami people do have some asian characteristics (dark hair, high cheekbones) but you can easily tell apart, say, a Chinese/Japanese/Korean etc. from a Saami. Moreover, they are a really tiny minority.
* Replying to “thank you” with a “thank you” comes from the Finnish language. I’m not sure if it has anything to do with politeness. I think Americans are more polite than Finns, but mostly nobody bothers you on the street in Finland. In the U.S., there’s always somebody soliciting you for something.
* Sailor hats with students are worn only once/year, namely during May day. During that holiday, Helsinki is a drunken orgy.
- a_finn
  
  I vouch for this comment. Adding to the sailor hat though, mortarboard for american is the same as that sailors hat/beret thing for a finn.
Dude from europe

jesus,man.I like your blog and read a lot in here.But all those misconceptions and errors just piss me off.Seriously.I know Americans are ignorant but please do some wiki reading before posting another thing about a country.You position yourself as a citizen of the world so be one.

Here I refer to:”I think the reason that Finnish girls do well is because there has been genetic mixing from the East. .” Duuuuuh!Because they are finns! Not scandinavian,but nordic nation;GENETICALLY distinct from Germanic scandinavian nations.Finnic people are not indoeuropeans,they are related to other Finnic nations: like Estonians,Mordvins,Meri,Komi,Permians.
And guess what?Its not becuase there is a genetic mix with “ëast”(for a fucks sake what is east?finland is east too) its because THEY ARE EAST.Russians are genetic mixture of Slavic and Finnic people (mordvins,meri,komi and other who were gradually russified in 10-14 centuries).

Get the facts straight.
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christpuncher

Is it true that Helsinki is 2-3x more expensive for everything than Tallinn even though they’re only separated by 50 miles and a 2 hour boat ride?
- scent of a woman
  
  Why does it surprise you?GDP per capita of Finland is almost 2 times larger than of Estonia.
  Finland is unreasonably expensive at all.Food there is much more expensive than in Germany or Holland for example.
- Heckfire
  
  No, Tallinn is about as expensive nowadays. Maybe a few % cheaper.
  - psycholook
    
    Tallinn as expensive as Finland ??? Let’s not exaggerate.
- Anonymous
  
  Finnish people travel to estonia to do their booze shopping, because even though estonia now has the euro, the prices are ridiculously lower than in finland. Finland IS very expensive.
sauna

What is that picture supposed to represent? You are never, ever with a towel in Sauna, you’re ALWAYS COMPLETELY NAKED. This is Finland we’re talking about, not nudephobic US.
- E
  
  I’m a Finnish girl and would never go to sauna naked with anybody else than a boyfriend. A towel or bikini it is. (sauna is bad for swimwear though) We’re not as liberal with nudity as many think, but it’s true a foreigner can be attractive to my eye because few Finnish guys ever dress smart, get two words out of their mouth unless they’re so drunk they’re about to throw up the next second, or have any manners.
  - JohnnyBGooood
    
    Yeah, there are quite a lot of boring and uptight Finnish girls, as well, as you can see above. The older, the worse.
  - Anonymous
    
    I’m also a Finnish girl, and I’ve always thought that it’s rude to NOT be naked in a sauna. Especially if you’re someones guest. In a public swimminghall a towel is ok…
  - FinnishBitch
    
    I’ve never used a towel or swimming suit in sauna (in my 28 yrs).
    It would be unhygienic and disgusting to do so.
    I would go to the sauna with group of friends, but I mean friends literally.
    Not the type of guys like the man who writes this blog who thinks sauna is a place to pick up women. And I could never be friends with a misogynist, so..
Daaaah

I don’t think most of us Finns are mixed with “russians”, remeber that both Finnish and Swedish are still the national languages of Finland => we where for more than 500 yrs in the same kingdom with sweden, norway and denmark meaning that many of us have more scandinavian blood and looks than russian blood/looks. (Estonias, Latvians and Lithuanians + polish had more border crossing and trade with russians than we ever did thats why their more slavic looks). Many of us are also geneticaly mixed with the sami ppl in the north and had the mongolian emperor Zingis Khan comming all the way to Finnish boarders in the late 1200′s so we even have a few “asian features”.

The fat fact again is found everywhere in the world US no.1 obesity country, Mexico no. 2, UK no 3 or 4 and Finland propably in the top 10 list :S Still we have loads of gorgeaus thin sexy girls here ;)

In the capital area theres more mixed couples dating, still I don’t think it is that common to date someone whos not european or who hasn’t live the whole life in Finland as the culture is diffrent from i.e. southern europe.

Finns are i.e. known to be extreamly reliable ppl with whom you still can i.e. first do a oral contract while doing business (papers are signed later), and we keep our word no matter what. Then it is also the fact that ppl wan’t to evaluate if a person really wants to be a friend or not, as we don’t really care so much for small talk and empty words but more for long term friendship, someone you really can count on. Finns are also very proud to be Finns as we won the battel against Russia with our small army where our grandfathers fought in the 1940′s and offically gained our independance back from Russia. We where also the only country in europe who did not accept the Marshal help the US was offering (also Sweden took it even if they knever where in war…) to Europe and are the only country who has paid back all of the war dues/debts to the borrowing countries. We are also today one of the most developed societes with almost no corruption and the first country in europe to give the women the voting right. In the eyes of Finns it is also very rude to brag about onself so Americans who love to bring their awsomness to the table or that US is “the greatest place on earth to live” are also not really appreciated ;)

In the finnish language we always just say kiitos (thank you) no matter if we are the sales person or the buyer. Being naked in the sauna is nothing sexual for Finns.
- Pterodactile
  
  Finns look like Russians because both are genetically close.Russians are mixture of Slavonic people with Finnic people (Meri,Muroma,Karelians,Izhorians,Erzya-Moksha,Udmurts and so on).Read some books for a f* sake.
  
  Whenever I talk to a Finn-its like talking to an American,absolute ignorance and brainwashed crap.
  - Laguage not Ethnicity
    
    You are confusing the language relation to these nations in Russian territory.. Genetically most of the finns are closer to scandinavinas and Germans, not slavic people.
  - Pterodactile
    
    Its propaganda (since 1940s more or less).Russian is “bad”,Scandinavian is “good”.lol Although in 19 century ot was exactly the opposite.
    
    Finnish are genetically close to Northern Russians,this is the fact.Read studies about genetic markers,at least in Wikipedia.
    Russians from Arkhangelsk region (so called Pomors) are pretty much interbred with Finns (not modern Finns but the local Finnic tribes,who also lad foundation to the modern Finnish nation).
    
    The Republic of Novgorod has been ruling the massive chunk of modern Finland,and Finns lived among Novgorodians like locals.
    
    While Sweden and Swedish after this period ruled Finnish pretty much like slaves and amount of intermarriages was minimal.
    
    Anyhow,check the studies on genetic markers.You can speculate but you cant argue with science.
  - JohnnyBGooood
    
    You’re probably right about the genetic intermixing. I mean, there just had to be a lot of that throughout history, especially in what is now Eastern and South-Eastern Finland. Actually, the Finnish population itself isn’t that homogenous, and there’s a bit of divide between eastern and western Finns.
    
    What you say about Novgorod is misleading, though. The area of modern Finland that was part of Novgorod was obviously geographically large but pretty insignificant population-wise. Of course, there *were* lots of Finnic peoples outside the current borders, too, I’ll give you that. You’ve got people speaking Finnic or Fenno-Ugrian languages spread out here and there throughout modern Russia from Lapland to Ural.
  - Anonymous
    
    This is ridiculous. Every finnish person can tell whos from russia and whos from finland. Russians have a very “rough” type of face, and finnish ppl have more soft features. You can tell from noses,eyes, jaws… nothing alike..
  - Sampo
    
    Finns are genetically isolated from every other ethnic group. Gap to both Russians (Slavs) and Scandinavians is so enormous they can’t be considered as relatives by any means. Swedes have probably as much in common with Portuguese as with Finns. Before the Slavs conquered the areas on the Eastside of Finland, there probably were better genetic connections to other Fennic tribes nowadays living between Volga and Ural mountains.
    
    Of course there’s some mixing, and especially on the west coast you can see the influence of Sweden. No, not more blondes because of Sweden (Finland has more), but you can see some Swedish facial features. Finns are much more hostile towards Russians because of historical reasons, so mixing with them has been a minor issue before Russian tourism started to pour money into Finnish pockets.
    
    But not only are Finns different from other nations around them, there is quite a big genetic variation inside the country from East to Wast (not talking about Sami people, who are a different tribe altogether). That might be due to harsh conditions and very late technological advancement of the country. In small isolated communities there still is increased levels of certain types of retardness among newborn – not much, but a statistically significant amount.
    
    The fattiness of Finns is not only caused by fast food. The most common contributing factors are global: lack of traditional rhythm of life (with fixed meal times and family dinners), being constantly encircled by foodstuff and the sheer amount of options available, increased consumption of soft drinks instead of water and milk (and nowadays energy drinks too), and constant flow of treats (candies, chocolate, pastry). Also the amount of physical exercise has dropped significantly during the last couple of decades.
    
    What comes to Finns being too trusting – it depends. Some are, as everywhere, but Finns are in general very cautious towards strangers, so you have to be quite determined to spend some time before you’re actually able to even try. It might be that those redneck Americans are after all a more profitable choice.
adolf

You won’t encounter racism here. <- lol yeah right :DD people pretend to be tolerant but some of arent brainwashed and are disgusted with you shitskins

SIEG HEIL
Pterodactile

Like anywhere else in Europe-only damaged goods women date black men.
Some safe the world feminists;or those who cant get any quality white guy for whatever reason.

Europe is very racist,but nobody is going to tell you that.
- psycholook
  
  the whole world is racist !!!!
  - Yep
    
    Every woman who doesn’t sleep with you (if you’re black) is a racist.
    And there’s nothing wrong about you pointing it out to them loudly.
jac

Behave like Finns behaves then you don’t face any racism. Unfortunately that means that you shouldn’t talk to any stranger. Take always a free seat in a bus and never go near someone else if you don’t know him/her. If someone is nice to you, don’t say anything, just go away. If someone is unfriendly to you, say “Haista vittu! Perkeleen munapää!”. Then you are like a Finn, and you don’t face any racism in here. :D
- Anonymous
  
  Disagree. If someone is unfriendly, you should then also say nothing and and go away. That is normal behavior if you don’t want to end up in prison. ;)
- George
  
  Those all are so true :D
Nick

What a load of rubbish.As usual an american that has not got a clue.
D

Finns love when foreigners talk about Finland and we love to talk about what (supposedly) makes Finland and Finns special, be it good or bad. So go ahead and ask something about Sauna for example.

Finns are often a bit shy and socially awkward. So something that might appear to be rude behavior might not have been intended to be. The person might just have been baffled that a stranger said something to her.
jr888

Sailor hats :D That’s actually an “ylioppilaslakki”, a person gets that when she/he graduates from “high school” (lukio) and becomes “ylioppilas”, which about 50-60 % of people do. And then they wear that every year on May 1st.
Anonymous

” I’m sure they get scammed a lot when they travel.”

So true.
- psycholook
  
  Way too much as they believe everything.
  - Mark
    
    Finns don’t get scammed as much as you’d think..
    The ones that travel a lot are also very nice and people tend to like them.
    The traveling type of finns ,who actually speak many languages and want to get to know people from all over the world , are notorious about their skills to talk themselves out of any kind of trouble. I don’t know if that skill is learned or if they have born with it but it works. Something in them appeals to the basic goodness within every human been.
psycholook

# 1 in helsinki capital finn girls learned the way how to dress in a sexy way, the high heels fashion came straight from Russia, that i am sure of, started bit by bit in the end of the 90′s. You didn’t really see that 20 years ago or even in the mid 90′s.

# 2 I totally agree with the comment, with the explosion of fast food-chains in the end of the 90′s, kebabs, mac-do, I can tell that finn girls got fatter and fatter with the time. And yes it’s true, way too many mac do in this small capital. The problem is that finn girls can’t cook properly, or let’s say it straight in a more polite form, they lost the way how to cook food properly with the last two generations (blame the parents), and it’s a fact. And let’s not talk bout all the disgusting sweet sauces they serve with salads in restaurants in all the dishes. So in conclusion it’s a disaster to see all those pretty girls turned into fatties that’s been wasted by all those junk food restaurants with the time, alcohol is also to blame btw, which is a real curse in this country.
In this end all the fatties end up with all the negroes and turkish ’cause finns don’t want them, normal :-)

# 3 what do you mean “open to other races”, other colored people or other nationalities ? Yes it is true that they are very open, sometimes too open to foreigners, until foreigners notice how too different they are culturally and mentally, which leads in a lot of divorces unfortunately.
No racism here, are you kidding me LOL ? Girls can be as racists as guys in this country, trust me on that, especially after the arrival of all the somalians, turkish etc…. in the beginning of the 90′s. Before all the immigrants started to come to Finland, it was much more peaceful, less stealing etc….. and much more easier to grab the girls, still is, but in a different level, now it’s a whole other story unfortunately.

And yes, people in this country are very friendly, so friendly sometimes that they forget to be aware of the danger that awaits them from foreigners that just want to abuse them while completely drunk, that’s when the problem occur when they are in foreign countries, which leads in disastrous situations, I’ve read, heard and seen too many situations like that, the booze is to blame most of the time.
As we all know, booze is a disastrous problem in this country with the locals. How many times have I heard foreign men say that women behave like men, too many, and yes, they are right. Finn girls just want to be the equal of men, I just say, there are limits.
A naked man

Oh the awkwardness when a foreign guy thinks sauna is a sexual place. There is absolutely nothing erotic about sauna, everyone being butt naked included.
- Aurelie
  
  This. 10 0000 %.
Yeah

Most of the Finnish women who hang out with black or Middle Eastern men are extremely fat bitches who can’t get Finnish men, so they have to settle with the scum they can get.
- DaGodd
  
  Really dude? What white guys call fat is actually what black guys
  refer to as curvy. You will notice that black men will gravitate towards
  any woman who is ‘thick’, no matter the size so long as her wait is
  smaller than her hips. You must be a disgruntled racist who has terribly
  failed with women of your own race. I guess you feel bad about blacks
  banging Nordic women, but they also bang Japanese, Filipinos, blacks and
  Latina. They bang all women.
  
  Black guys naturally have the social aptitude to bang any woman, regardless of her race, looks or size. Get laid and get a life, mate
Yep

According to official statistics finnish women are the most depressed women in EU.
According to official statistics there more divorces in Finland than any other EU country.
Everybody knows that finnish women are easy. I have witnessed this many times with my british friends. Everywhere where Ive been (cirka 80 countries) they have a reputation of a slut while they worked as aupair or so. And they have no problem to cheat their men like swedish women also do.

Finnish women simply hate if you compare them to foreign women, especially to russians or estonians. Why? because they are simply far more prettier and have better attitude. Finnish women simply say that they all whores even if they are married, have university degree and work same level jobs like they do while living in Finland. This is just one everlasting hate, they know that arent as good as they are.

Well everybody knows that when russians dont need to visa anymore to when they come to Finland all this feminist fight will end. Just 500 000 russian women is needed to move to Finland. And thats the end of feminists stupid shadow boxing fight. Till that day keep stiff upper lip, that day will come soon :)

You wanna have a good wife: take catholic or orthodox -woman. Otherwise you miss the woman.
- foobar
  
  I’m surprised to hear people in eighty countries even know of Finland. I bet most of them have no chance of putting it on the map, or describing Finns without mixing them with other nationalities (most likely Swedes).
  
  If I’d have to list countries whose inhabitants have reasonably fact-based view of Finns, that list would be rather short: Estonia. Others – apart from those that have lived and worked in Finland greater lengths, even Swedes – tend to have really little clue of Finland or Finns. They may have hazy preconceptions and those that Finns chatting with them want to imitate while talking of their country, but apart from that, Finland is practically unknown already at distance of northern Germany. And largely so are Germans to me.
- Even Better
  
  Or you could just move to Russia or Estonia.. how about that ?
Shadow

According to official statistics there are more single women in Finland than any other EU country. Why?
It just shows that feminism doesnt work.
- ??
  
  Every woman who’s single is a feminist ?
  Really ?
  
  All the feminists I know are in happy relationships and the ones who are not are all but one single and wondering why they’re getting treated so badly by men.
Sampo

“According to official statistics there are more single women in Finland than any other EU country. Why?”

There can’t be single women if there isn’t single men, so probably Finland has the most single men too.

Being single is a choice. You end up being single if you dig what you do and don’t especially dig traditional values, family and kids. I think peer pressure is the only negative side of being single.
- in addition
  
  There’s also a lot of men and women in relationships who ought to be single because they can’t stay faithful and who don’t actually want to be monogamous, they’re just pressured into it by society.
  By staying single they would do the rest of us a HUGE favor.
  
  Keep sleeping around and stay single ,people
  if you don’t really want to be in a relationship with just one person.
  Then don’t try to assure yourself that you do.
Expat_Finn

Yet another Finnish woman commenting :)

Somalian women: most of the Somalian women are still very traditional even though they dress a bit more ‘Western’ than before, but their parents are usually (strickt) Muslims hence the girls are not likely to have one-night-stands. So don’t waste your time there.

We Finnish women are easy simply because we can; we have long accepted that there’s nothing wrong with having (even meaningless) sex and are not loaded with religious guilt about it, for example. I personally think our ‘nonchalance’ about sex, the natural way we accept is as our right, is one of the most visible examples of Finnish/Nordic equality; i.e. women are free to do what men also do (and take for granted). I’ myself have had many long-term relationships that started as a one-night-stand; so our ‘easiness’ is by no means shunned upon.

And why should we not have sex – after all it’s fun!
Laura

Really guys you should just stop talking like women are just a vagina on legs. I have had quite a few one night things with men, and never have I felt bad about it. It’s just having fun. Have some kind of respect for the women who are willing to have sex with you. Finnish women are open minded and behave sexually like the men here do, without any regrets. Unfortunately reading this is such a turn off from one night stands. If the so called alpha men really think like this who in their right mind would want to have sex with them? Sex is not the meeting of souls, it’s just sex, but if you want just the vagina then buy a porn flick and a fleshlight. If being an alpha male means that you are rude and stupid with no respect or manners, then please feel free to approach anyone else in the bar, I will be more happy and satisfied going home without you, and at least i don’t have to try to suppress my gag reflex when you are talking to me.
- Niko
  
  Women are vaginas on legs, a time will come when you will realise that :D
  Saying anything else is lying. The better you treat them the worse it ends up, the worse you treat them the more are attracted to you. Those are simple rules. And you think you used him but in reality you got used :D
  You are the one with reproductive organs placed in you ;)
  All best my walking vag ;)
  - http://www.facebook.com/people/Joachim-Nyseth/632801487 Joachim Nyseth
    
    douchebag.
http://www.facebook.com/HaridasLaViera Haridas Moodley

Loved it, thanks!! I have a few friends in Finland and they are quite humble. I’d love to move there one day :)
Goku

Very funny indeed. Nobody knows where the Finnish people really come from. They are the lost tribe of Turkics that migrated from Asia to Europe in the dark ages. Look how Finnish call them as “Soumi” or “Soumen”. That word comes from “Cuman” or “Kuman” as the letter “C” can be read as “S” or “K” when pronouncing in Nordic languages. Cumans are a tribe of Turkics. One sub-branch from the all 24 main tribes. It seems the pronouncing of the letter “C” is changed due to Finnish people being neighbors with Nordic countries. The Turks came there between the ages 200 AD to 700 AD, settled there and became assimilated a bit. Everybody here knows “Attila the Hun” here who has founded the Europe Hunnic State which has played the biggest role in the destruction of Western Roman Empire? This Europe Hunnic state is a continuation of Asian Hunnic State. The Turks which everbody calls as Finnish now just came a bit north with the Huns. If you look at the Finnish history they don’t know themselves before 16 century. This is due to the Turks being a civilization based on talking, not writing (as in Chinese). The word Finland and Finnish comes from the English language who doesn’t want the relation between Turks and Finnish to become known worldwide. Because it will be the biggest threat to the English, Nordics and French there. Also to the Russians. When Turkish people claim rights on Finland saying that Finnish and Turkish come from the same ancestors, they will have the chance to surround Russia from every possible direction. Finnish on the west, Turkey on the south-west, the Turkish states (Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhistan, Uzbekistan and many other) in Asia on the south, and the Japanese (yes, they are Turkic also) on the east. In addition, there are some genetical overlapping on the body tissues with ethnic Finnish and Turkish.

I said all these to illuminate the secret truth that we must all know in order to protect our grandchildren from the fierce Turks.
vfcv

Holy shit go to hell. Fucking yankees. Sincerely yours, a finn with “slavic inspired face”
Herr Wollfe

It is such a shame that Finland has allowed so many niggers into their pristine, nordic country. It reminds me of an oil spill, black filth choking the natural environment.

A message to Nordic Females: DO NOT DESTROY YOU RACE by mixing with these apes. NO white man will want you after that I can assure you.
KMac

classy, dude. good luck with that. I guess if girls go for you, they deserve your shit ;)

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