Lithuania Hates Me

The Lithuanian media has gone apeshit after discovering my book Bang Lithuania. It was written about on the following outlets: Lyrtas, Balsas, Cosmo, Alfa, and Delfi.

Here’s a review left on Amazon:

Wow! I never even imagined that there will ever be such empty, stupid, sick person to write so many books about banging every countries girls…and to be proud of it……You are sick, and I hope you catch some HIV and die. Your lifestyle tells me that you are for sure very lonely and empty, very low self-esteem person. Congrats on all your “victories” :))

Here’s an email from a girl that says I ruined her day:

So I was enjoying my day, just reading random articles and stuff and then I noticed an article about your book (“bang Lithuania ” to be precise) and my mood literally went from well to hell…I used to feel sorry for americans when people kept writing how dumb and fat you all are but I think I’ve just joined all the other haters… I’m no feminist but that book (and pretty much everything you wrote) is a huge pile of shit, no less. I find you repulsive..talking about women like something disposable, just a piece of meat you can stick your dick into…Well I’m not a fortune teller but I’m 99% sure
you’ll end up lonely, just you and your precious dick.”People over 25 doesn’t speak english” . SO WHAT? Most of them speaks both russian or polish or whatever + lithuanian..So 3 languages altogether and that’s 2 more languages than an
average american speaks. So you’re not really in a place to judge us…  I bet your mamma’s really proud of you, thaks for ruining the mood, you scumbag >:(

And here’s a blog comment:

What a bunch of sex starved morons! U want a nice intelligent girl for a one night stand? Well,it is not happening! U gotta work harder and longer for that. And bithes…u can find them everywhere. And to all those bashing lithuanian girls (especially) —- I guess u r so desperate and miserable that even bitches say NO to you!

A girl who knows the brother of a blogger I know posted about it on her Facebook:

 

This is the fourth time where I’ve woken up and had an entire country mad at me. It does make the day a little more interesting…