Why Russian Girlfriends Are The Best

While I don’t discriminate against any particular women, I still like to go back to my roots and date Russian (and other ex-Soviet Union) women every now and then.

One-night stands are a blast, but the real fun begins when you get yourself a nice Russian/Eastern European girlfriend for a mini-relationship. I’ve had my share of those and can tell you that the dynamics are exactly the opposite to what you’ll find in feminist countries where women have been brainwashed into thinking they’re the same as men.

Things finally return to normality, a dark and long-forgotten place where men are men, women are women, and children are scared.

What She Does For Me

1. Cooking

She begins cooking as soon as she comes home from work. Dishes range from basic (potato, soups) to the complex. While she’s cooking I make myself useful by sitting in the living room mindlessly browsing the Internet or doing similarly important stuff. She’s the queen of the kitchen, and I don’t dare to interfere.

2. Laundry

My laundry is done every week like clockwork. Once it’s done, the clothes are duly hanged to dry and then neatly folded and put back in my drawer. While she’s hanging the clothes to dry or folding them afterwards, you’ll usually find me helping by sitting in the living room watching random YouTube videos or chatting with my friends.

3. Cleaning

The house is duly cleaned once a week. While she’s cleaning the floor, I make myself useful by pulling my feet up while she cleans the floor underneath. Then I resume my normal activities of browsing the Internet or reading some tech blogs.

4. Sex On Demand

I get sex anytime I want with no exceptions. She’s tired after work – we bang. She has a headache – we bang. She is on her period – we bang. Her pussy is sore – we bang. I also get a blowjob so that my member is properly lubed for the raw dogging that follows.

5. Loyalty

Eastern European women greatly value relationships over one-night stands with random guys. As long as she’s in a committed (at least from her point of view) relationship all other guys are out of the picture. When the relationship starts to deteriorate that’s when she’ll start considering other guys, including her male “friends” who have been emailing her from time to time to “check in” and liking her silly posts on Facebook.

What I Do For Her

1. Be A Man

I’m tasked with fixing shit around the house, solving problems and making all decisions more complex than … – never mind, I’m tasked with making all decisions. I also have to provide emotional support if she’s tired or had a bad day. If you need further clarification about this whole “be a man” concept, watch a couple of Russian movies (I recommend WWII) or go live in Moscow for a month.

2. Bang

If I’m free and haven’t emptied my sperm reserves in a while, I give her a good and thorough pummeling — the harder the better. If, while her pussy is being demolished, her eyes roll to the back of her head, then I’m doing it right. Mediocre sex is not acceptable. I also give her a good pounding if she’s moody and bugging me. Things quickly return to normal and everyone is happy. The health of the relationship is a complex function of quantity of sex multiplied by quality of sex of squared. Give her earth-shattering orgasms and she’ll be your slave for life.

So unless you’ve had a Russian/EE girlfriend, you simply haven’t lived. Her job is to make sure her man is well fed, well rested, and always has a warm hole to empty his sperm reserves. And these skills she learned from the school of life, a mystical place where reality based on biology always trumps any “reality” portrayed on that last episode of Sex And The City.

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About the Author

Maverick Traveler swallowed the rid pill many years ago when he left America for Brazil, where he spent several years enjoying Brazilian women. When he's not busy seducing foreign women, you can find him ramble about travel, women and everything else at MaverickTraveler.com

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http://www.fansforfb.com Adrian

That is completely true. I am glad and very proud that my online business have brought me over 4,000.00 USD cash every month, so I can enjoy Russian girlfriend and it is EXACTLY as you DESCRIBE
- Hugh G. Rection
  
  Wrote that spam yourself did ya?
  - conhecimento_oculto
    
    lol
- Smitty
  
  How is it that my on-topic, yet critical, comments of some articles don’t get approved but this spam comment is approved?
Jordan

I’m jealous!!
Mas caliente

As I have already mentioned previously (where Roosh did not delete my comments) I am Ukrainian and I have plenty of experience with girls of my country as well as others.

The best girl friend I have ever had was Portuguese,lets’start here.The worst?Well…hard to say.Definitely Ukrainians are not top of the list mainly due to constant lying, tendency to sociopathy and passionless sex.I don’t mind seeing them for some time though.

Also Ukrainian/Russian tend to create a so-called “demo versions”,hook-n-bait game,where they indeed behave in general quite well (unlike north-western women who try first to repel a man and then stick to the ones who have survived the testing).This usually ends up in 6-7 months (normally after having a man betaised).

How long have you been with them?IMO if you have not been with a Russian woman for longer than a year you are simply KJ’ing here.Or antagonising people with experience.
- corvinus
  
  I do think there is a definite “grass is greener” and “familiarity breeds contempt” factor going on. Guys in their own countries seem to often hate their own women’s annoying traits and prefer foreigners. Although American chicks with their obesity and cliquishness seem to be worse than most…
  - Danish Broski
    
    Of course and mileage may vary. What I do think is true is that countries with a more traditiontal patriarchal culture will be better for the average male.
    
    One thing I’ve learned in my 30 years of life and quite a few years abroad, is that the universe balances everything out. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. You can’t have maxium security and freedom at the same time. You can’t have feminine girls who make great girlfriends and have depraved one night stands. You can’t have a high-tech society and a local, communtiy based society at the same time. Everything comes at a price.
    
    It reminds me of the works of my countryman, the great philosopher, Kirkegaard who let one of his characters – a pleasure seeking young man – say: “Get married and you’ll regret it – don’t get married and you’ll regret it as well’.
    
    Every choice is not choosing something else. You just have to figure out what is the most important for you.
Mekorig

Expecting feminazi and mangina hate in 3…2…1
bacon

nice article. i havent had a russian girlfriend but what you described has been my experience with some of the asian, latin girls ive dated in their countries. out of curiosity did they do your laundry by hand? nothing impressed me more than watching past girlfriends spend hours doing my laundry by hand. thats something no western woman would EVER do.
- Ross
  
  And that’s something A woman who values time would NOT do. If the machine is there, it’s best to use the machine to wash clothes! :) Leaves more energy for banging! :D
- corvinus
  
  In Ukraine, it’s common to have a washing machine but not a dryer, and to have to use a clothesline.
  - Roosh
    
    Dryers are not common in Europe. I lived with a 2-in-1 machine once, but it left the clothes more wrinkled than air drying.
    
    Air drying actually lengthens the life of the clothes, but if your water is hard, it leaves the clothes stiff like newspaper.
thedarkaquarian

LOL…LOL>>OMG…I lot of angry russian women are going to respond to this article!
- corvinus
  
  More likely, they’ll gloat about how they’re so much better than those fat amerikankas.
Dr Zoidberg

I had this discussion just last night with my very good Russian friend. According to her, yes, Russian women are super feminine, however, they also expect you to pay – always – and they demand constant attention. Good for some, but not for cheap introverts like me.
- http://www.mavericktraveler.com Maverick Traveler
  
  Yup. They certainly need attention. No free lunch I guess.
- cq
  
  Are you kidding? This is the beta imperative. Exchange resources and time for sex and care. Many of us had to tamp down this natural instinct to become aloof alphas.
  - Dr Zoidberg
    
    Huh? Explain please? I want to keep my time and resources. I can care for myself better than any broad. I just want the sex for now and American women are willing to give that to me for nothing. Maybe after I settle down to start a family and need a caregiver for the passel of youngins I’ll look towards the Russkies.
Big Ern

Another ‘foreign women’ article. Y’all are going to ruin these destinations. Mark my words, pussy paradises will be destroyed by too much publicity. And why, just so you can write another book or blog post? Let the intrepid minority be rewarded for their explorations, don’t destroy a finite natural resource by inviting the multitudes to trample it away! Ah well, I suppose this was bound to happen.
- wi30
  
  Because every guy who read this article is on his way to Russia to find a wife. Seems legit.
- corvinus
  
  Au contraire. Most fatass Americans are actually scared shitless about even considering going to Russia. It’s amazing.
playmuc

True. After I started dating a Russian girl 10 years ago by accident, and then, more or less by accident, another one, I have only been interested in EE-girls. Especially Russians. But you have to be a man, as the author stated. Anything less will not be tolerated.
SolInvictus

I’ve been dating EE women exclusively for the last several years. No way I can go back to American women.
half caste

There are 3 russian girls in my class they are quite feminine but they dont talk much..dunno how to win em over exactly….they been in the country for almost 2 yrs now
they dont seem that westernized
anon123

lived in russia for 3 years and i cant agree more with this article. russian women are the best. and the hottest
http://3rdmilleniummen.wordpress.com 3rd Millenium Men

Awesome, awesome, awesome. Contrary to some false stereotypes, Russian girls are SO freaking feminine. Just ooze femininity, and I’ve always found them to be easy-going.
Fubsy

There was a Wendy’s commercial in the mid 80s that showed americans view of soviet women…seems we had it backwards, lol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CaMUfxVJVQ
mo

There are distinct advantages to taking a god to your bed. Quite apart from the concept of “satisfaction guaranteed”, you know that he’s unlikely to balk at almost anything you want to do, particularly if he’s from a pantheon that has been fucking around every realm since the beginning of time as you know it.

And particularly if he’s tall, dark, and wickedly handsome.

Tash smirks down at Loki, sprawled like an albino starfish beneath her. She’s on her knees, on his cock, leaning back as he grips her wrists for balance, so that his firm flesh is rubbing just the right spot, just inside her entrance. She’s doing all the work. He’s doing all the talking.

“If only you’d let me touch you,” he urges. “Or use magic, the kind I never use on any but the most beautiful, most sensuous. I could make you feel my tongue on your breasts, licking down into your womanhood, perhaps exploring your anal passage. Hm, perhaps all at once. Wouldn’t you like that, my love?”

She goes on rocking and grinding, panting, not exactly tuning him out, letting the velvet nuance of his voice add to the voluptuous undulations of pleasure building inside her. She’s approaching her fifth climax and she throws her head back and listens to the wet smacking of flesh and the soft grunts issuing from Loki as she rides him.

“That’s it, my beauty, abandon yourself, show me your glory…”

It’s just as powerful as the first orgasm, and the second, and all the rest; the only thing keeping her from falling off him is the clasp of his hands, hands she clutches as if they were reins, or a lifeline.

He tugs and she falls forward onto his chest, still full of his cock which is still unsatisfied. Loki’s fingers slide through her short hair, lazily, as though he’s in no hurry. Still, when she lifts her head to look at him he gives her a look that’s mildly reproachful.

“You have pleasured yourself on my manhood, and I have pleasured you with my fingers,” he says. “Dare I ask, is it my turn yet? Or as I suspect, do you have one more appendage of mine to fuck?”

She gives a wicked laugh, worthy of the mad god everyone believes him to be, the power hungry idiot he’s left behind now. Part of his redemption is her doing; he’s connected to her now in ways that don’t involve genitals or other less pleasant chains.

“My silver tongue, perhaps?”

He draws it over his lips as she lifts herself on hands and knees. First she lowers her head to give him her mouth to lick, then she shifts up to dangle her nipples where he can get at them, which he does, enjoying the sounds she makes while he laps and sucks.

Finally she moves again to straddle his face. Loki slides his hands along her legs, up to twine around her hips as she lowers herself to his mouth. Blissfully he closes his eyes and breathes her in.

She tugs on his hair, reminding him what he’s there for, and he plies his tongue as best he can while she fucks down onto it. She has a seemingly endless capacity for orgasm and loves to exploit him to achieve it. Especially as she knows he can, as her friend Rogers puts it, “do this all day.”

He’d smirk if his lips were able to do anything besides suckle Tash’s sweet pussy.

When she rolls off his face, Loki licks his lips ostentatiously and then wiggles his hips to demonstrate what is currently going to waste at the moment.

“Even without magic,” he says, “a man has his limits.”

“Hmm, I think we can test yours a bit further,” says Tash. She gets off the bed and says, “Close your eyes,” and when he peeks she’s doing something with straps and the fastener they call Vel-Cro, and she catches him and says sternly, “No peeking.”

When she turns, he’s staring openly at – her cock. On a woman, an Earth woman, it’s bizarre.

“Like it?” she purrs, cocking a hip. “I know there are beings in the Nine Realms who can grow these at will, among other things. We of Midgard make do with our quaint technology.”

She climbs back on the bed and smacks his belly and he makes a false sound of pain that devolves in a laugh.

“On your belly,” she orders.

“I think not,” he retorts. If this is going where he thinks it’s going, he wants to watch.

He’s obviously become overconfident, because the next moment Tash has wrapped her arms around his limbs and flipped him herself. She sits on his thighs and he feels her little fingers prying his buttocks apart to rub oil over and into his anus. Deliberately he relaxes inside, allows his body to soften and stretch in anticipation. He’s done this before, many times, but never with a human.

He lies there and smirks until she leans over and says, “Knees in, head down, oh god of mischief.”

He tries to look put upon, but her hands are smooth on the back of his thighs and she pushes steadily until he’s where she wants him. He hears her lubricating the false cock, then the decadent feeling of being breached and penetrated and invaded.

Then the sweet drag along his passage as she pulls and pushes, far too slowly, so he whines and she just grins and maintains the pace but increases the thrust, until his torso is rocking down into the bed and he’s staring longingly at his own cock, bobbing untouched between his spread thighs.

“Please,” he whispers harshly; Tash leans over and wraps her arms around his waist and he says again, “Please, I want to see you, love.”

Amazingly, she lets go, pulls out, flips him back over as though he were an infant, and quickly thrusts back into him, leaning on his folded knees, breasts sliding against his legs as she pumps. As she fucks him. *Fucks* him, and he loses lucidity at the thought, reaches down, and his hand collides with hers as they both grasp his cock and squeeze, and she shifts her hips at an angle that never fails to send a shock through his body. A shock that sends a fountain of his essence spurting over their joined hands and his belly.

He lets his legs slump down around her as she withdraws. When she smears her fingers through the pearly pool on his stomach he takes hold of her wrist and brings the fingers to his mouth and sucks them lavishly.

When she lowers her head to lick up the rest he shudders, knowing she isn’t done with him yet.
- whatsamattayou
  
  your legolas and gimli one was better
  - corvinus
    
    Why, did they have a contest to see how many girls they could bang?
shiva1008

Totally classless to brag about what you have that other people can’t have. It’s always the classless pieces of shit like you that get the feminine women.
- JP
  
  He didn’t make the decision of what you can’t have, you did.
- http://www.mavericktraveler.com Maverick Traveler
  
  Enjoy the decline.
TMG

I had a rural American girlfriend like this. It didn’t work out because she showed the same loyalty and submissiveness to her incredibly fucked up family and they dragged her down with them. Still the closest I ever came to marrying someone.
DJ

Agree 100% I have dated Russian/Ukraine women and they are fantastic! Just watch out for the gold digger ones that love money and you should be ok.
Tom Dane

Same can be said about Asian/African/South American girls. Or in short, EVERYTHING ELSE THAN WESTERN USELESS SKANKS.
http://www.aroundtheworldin80girls.com Neil Skywalker

Having had a couple of Russian girls and one long term relationship I can only agree to this article.
http://www.edatingdoc.com/150-dates/ Radio Wright

Totally agree.

I’ve mostly dating Cuban girls in Miami & thought they were the best until recently.

I didn’t have and experience with Russian girls until i started dating a Cirque Du Soleil acrobat recently.

She is such a sweetheart.

She does everything just like you mention. Incredibly thoughtful all the time. The one thing she needs from me that you didn’t mention is she needs a lot of my time. She just likes to be around me. (It’s probably a normal amount, I’m just the kind of guy that needs my space)

Great article Maverick
Steve

Russian women share knowledge of “how to milk a foreign husband”: http://forum.antidate.org/
Timmy! Jimmy?

Maverick,proove that you have a russian girl friend.How does she call you in russian (“sweet”words)?
It all looks that you have a russian GF in your dreams lol.
Looser
Doc

Couldn’t agree with you more… Of course, you forgot one thing, EE/Soviet women also take care of themselves, and always dress to the 9′s. You will never see her in sweats and looking grubby. She may have a warm hole for you, but it’s always nicely trimmed with proper accents.
scifiunicorn

This is absolutely disgusting. And yes, I know what this comment is inviting. I know that you’ll all point and scream “ohohohoho, a feminist!”, and I’ll be stormed with a barrage of “get back in the kitchen” or “make me a sandwich” or “get raped”, but honestly, I really don’t fucking care right now. This shit is horrendous. Every word makes me want to vomit.

Where do I even begin? First of all, it’s okay if a woman wants to live a stereotypically feminine life. It’s okay for her to cook, and clean, and wear makeup and high heels, it’s okay for her to do all those things. What’s not okay, is for men to expect that all women fulfill these expectations. Believe it or not, women are autonomous human beings. Women have emotions, women feel happy, women get their feelings hurt, women do not exist solely to cater to the pleasure of men.

Sex should never be something that is owned on demand for anyone. Sex should be enthusiastic, consensual, and good for both parties. It should not be one-sided and demanded. One party (be them male or female), should not feel uncomfortable at the thought of having sex.

Also, this line right here?

“I also give her a good pounding if she’s moody and bugging me.”

I honestly have no words for how awful that is. First of all, I don’t even know if you mean pounding as in sex or pounding as in an actual beating. Either way, it’s horrible.

Do you not realize that feminism is actually helpful to men? Yes, there are bad feminists out there. There always will be, as there will be with anything else. But at its core, feminism seeks equality, not domination. Do you know why it’s thought that men can’t get raped? Because according to the patriarchy, men always want sex and are stronger than women. Imagine what it must be like to be raped, and then to be completely discredited and laughed at. Women more often getting custody than men? That comes from the patriarchal belief that women are meant to be caretakers while men don’t care about their children. Do you see what I’m trying to say? By feeding into the patriarchy you are supporting your own demise.

Go fuck yourselves. All of you.
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michael

i must request that you look at a few history books and notice that the commies and the nazis had a little tag team of humiliation in a country called POLAND if you look closer said country included almost all of western russia as well as germany, czech rep. slovakia, austria, to name just a few in fact any russian woman would be lying to you by telling you her babcia does not have roots in polska please rename your article “why has poland given middle europe the best women in the world ?” p.s. i think roosh would agree !
Ira

Exactly how old are you? 80? Two generations ago Russian women might have been exactly that way, actually no, they were, but at this point in time this is complete bullshit. Unless you are crazy rich, it’s almost impossible to find a Russian woman who’d do all those things for a man. I am Russian, everyone I know are Russian, and this is just bullshit. I would never go out of my way for a guy, even if i love him. I’m tired, I’ll sleep, not suck someone’s dick and I would never cook after work.If the girls you dated are not over 65, than they are mentally unstable and pathetic to do all those things. They were completely used, because of their stupidity.

Why Russian Girlfriends Are The Best