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January 27th, 2013

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Finland Is Honored To Have Sexual Women

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Two days. That’s how long it took for our article The 5 Easiest Clubs In The World To Get Laid to go viral in Finland, home of the number one easiest club, Milliklub. Here’s a sample of the coverage:

Our article was blogged and tweeted extensively in Finland, with Facebook being the biggest traffic source. Here’s what our Finnish man on the ground had to say:

It has been referenced at least a few major Finnish radio stations, the second largest newspaper in Finland, a TV station etc.

The marketing manger of Millklub gave a prepared statement:

Phones have been ringing and the Facebook and chat have been filled with people asking about the listing. It would be really enjoyable to laugh to the listing with the buddies but it offends our female customers. The same women who visit our Club also visit other clubs. We do not want anyone to be offended by the listing.

Allow us to translate his statement…

  • “…but it offends our female customers” = Finnish women are easy.
  • “The same women who visit our Club also visit other clubs.” = Finnish women are easy everywhere, not just our club
  • “We do not want anyone to be offended by the listing.” = Everyone got laid this weekend because Finnish women are easy.

All kidding aside, it was a big traffic bump that beat our ugliest feminist surge…

And what’s great is we got absolutely zero hate. Respect to Finnish people, who while somewhat androgynous, have a great sense of humor. Kiitos!

Don’t Miss: 9 Things Every Guy Should Know About Finland (And Its Girls)



About the Author

has been blogging for several years over at RooshV.com about travel and women. He has also authored books on how to get laid in the United States, South America, and Eastern Europe. He launched Return Of Kings in October of 2012 to serve the needs of masculine men.

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  • OlioOx

    Roosh I submitted an article twice, no response at all, did you receive it?

    • Roosh

      Okay I got your second email, which I flagged, but not the original. Please re-submit to roosh@rooshv.com.

      • OlioOx

        Just sent it, thanks.

  • Parker

    Haista vittu!

  • BDM

    Roosh, you are slowly perfecting the fine art of trolling, and I mean that in the best way possible. It’s seems like you absorbed Ryan Holiday’s book and went running with the information.

  • anon123

    I’ve been to finland four times and it is a blast there. just bring a lot of money

  • По реке

    Finland’s a cool country, it doesn’t surprise me that they had a good attitude about it. But man, that language of theirs is something else…I don’t even want to try to pronounce the title of one of those Finnish articles.

    Btw is that Malta at #13? Huh….

    • corvinus

      But man, that language of theirs is something else…I don’t even want to try to pronounce the title of one of those Finnish articles.

      Copy it into Google Translate and have the Finnish lady robot say it for you. :D

      Actually, Finnish is completely phonetic, so in a way it’s actually easier to (eventually) pronounce it than Scandinavian languages.

    • Finneee

      Finnish is one of the hardest languages in the world, though it is phonetic all the way. I wonder if you meant Finland to be a cool(fancy) country or literally a cold place, it’s both.

  • RH

    Haha Finnish people are awesome, I just keep thinking of Kimi Raikkonen.

  • http://www.percyruxman.com Ruxman

    The zero hate makes me happy, maybe the world isn’t so bad after all.

  • Giovonny

    Thats fucking cool. I now love Finland.

  • Frederique

    Lets all the suckers go to milliclub. Below average woman there and NOT so easy.
    Btw: just LOVE finland. :-)

  • Randy Ol’ Coot

    Finland, Finland, Finland,
    the country where I quite want to be …

    pony trekking or camping,
    or just watching TV …

    Finland, Finland, Finland,
    that’s the country for me!

  • bojangles

    Always liked Finns, in particular the ice man, Raikkonnen.

  • Od

    Hah, they may be easy to get laid. Try to marry one and then you are really screwed!

    • Maxxy Jeeves

      I’m curious…. Why?

  • Laura

    I just laughed when I saw this on Facebook, because I’m pretty that’s true, even though I’m a Finnish woman. I think we just like guys from sowewhere else, ’cause they aren’t so jerks as most of the Finnish guys, they are classy gentlemen ;)

  • Uh

    ^ yes what is your mail address?

  • ..

    Thank You for cock-blocking every foreigner guy there is that is trying to score at Milliklubi.
    (not that I liked them before either, too eager to my taste)

    I hope that you ‘men’ like it there with just each other.

    Expect the flower bouquet from the bar’s owner any day now…

  • Pauliina

    Finnish women are fed up with the finnish guys so there’s a reason why we seem easy for foreigners. I personally go hot for italians, spanish etc.

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