A zombie argument is defined as any debunked but still blood-thirsty female argument that just won’t fucking die. A perfect example is the “wage gap” argument that’s been [shot] [so] [full] [of] holes that it looks like my favorite underwear, but we still can’t seem to put this living dead topic back in the grave even as women continue their refusal to prepare for higher paying STEM jobs.
But this article isn’t about the wage gap; it’s about how to kill Zombie arguments dead and have a little fun in the process. If there’s one thing any red pill (and many blue pill) men have learned, it’s that logic, rational thinking, carefully constructed arguments, facts, tacit intelligence and evidence means absolutely nothing to a feminist – and to most women in general for that matter.
Man: These are the facts, and this is how I feel about it.
Woman: This is how I feel about it, so these must be the facts.
It’s no wonder gender conflict abounds in the West. We’ve pretty much taken the half of the population who functions like children and decided to take them seriously for some reason. But for the small percentage of men out there who would rather not be bothered with the charade, let’s take a quick look at the Top 5 Zombie arguments that just won’t die, and learn how to kill them dead.
Zombie #1: Men get paid more than women because of gender discrimination.
You: Men get paid more because we’re worth more.
Zombie #2: All we want is true equality, fairness, and to end discrimination.
You: Why don’t you just lose 15 pounds and see if that helps? I bet it will.
Zombie #3: You’re a misogynist.
You: Well, I have been practicing more lately.
Zombie #4: There are no good men left.
You: Fucked them all already? What a slut.
Zombie #5: We’re living in a rape culture.
You: (Looking her up and down slowly) I don’t think you have anything to worry about.
Those are just five examples, but you get the idea. If you have the balls to do it, stop casting your pearls of wisdom before swine, become a red pill zombie slayer, and have a little fun. Never formulate logical arguments, engage in two-way discourse or try to educate a zombie, because that’s using your brain and brains get them all worked up.