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February 9th, 2013

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How To Kill Zombie Arguments

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A zombie argument is defined as any debunked but still blood-thirsty female argument that just won’t fucking die. A perfect example is the “wage gap” argument that’s been [shot] [so] [full] [of] [holes] that it looks like my favorite underwear, but we still can’t seem to put this living dead topic back in the grave even as women continue their refusal to prepare for higher paying STEM jobs.

But this article isn’t about the wage gap; it’s about how to kill Zombie arguments dead and have a little fun in the process. If there’s one thing any red pill (and many blue pill) men have learned, it’s that logic, rational thinking, carefully constructed arguments, facts, tacit intelligence and evidence means absolutely nothing to a feminist – and to most women in general for that matter.

Man: These are the facts, and this is how I feel about it.

Woman: This is how I feel about it, so these must be the facts.

It’s no wonder gender conflict abounds in the West. We’ve pretty much taken the half of the population who functions like children and decided to take them seriously for some reason. But for the small percentage of men out there who would rather not be bothered with the charade, let’s take a quick look at the Top 5 Zombie arguments that just won’t die, and learn how to kill them dead.

Zombie #1: Men get paid more than women because of gender discrimination.

You: Men get paid more because we’re worth more.

Zombie #2: All we want is true equality, fairness, and to end discrimination.

You: Why don’t you just lose 15 pounds and see if that helps? I bet it will.

Zombie #3: You’re a misogynist.

You: Well, I have been practicing more lately.

Zombie #4: There are no good men left.

You: Fucked them all already? What a slut.

Zombie #5: We’re living in a rape culture.

You: (Looking her up and down slowly) I don’t think you have anything to worry about.

Those are just five examples, but you get the idea. If you have the balls to do it, stop casting your pearls of wisdom before swine, become a red pill zombie slayer, and have a little fun. Never formulate logical arguments, engage in two-way discourse or try to educate a zombie, because that’s using your brain and brains get them all worked up.

Happy hunting.

Read Next: Brilliant Takedown Of Feminism From An Old Man



About the Author

was a weekly contributor at Return of Kings until he passed away unexpectedly after being crushed to death under the weight of his own massive ego. Tall, devastatingly handsome, witty, and successful; the poor lad just couldn’t handle the supreme awesomeness of his own being. May he rest in peace.

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  • JohnMichael

    These sound too aggressive and just create unnecessary conflicts.

    • http://yousowould.wordpress.com YouSoWould

      A pair of balls. Do you own them?

      • http://alphaisassumed.wordpress.com Martel

        You’re both right, depending on the context. Above all, it’s necessary to frame yourself as an alpha, and to do that you need to be both willing and able to bodyslam your opponent when it’s required.

        However, doing it at the wrong time can be counterproductive. My rule is that I’ll use these lines if they issue “fighting words”: call me a racist, sexist, idiot, etc. I hear this and 1. I make sure that everybody listening knows that they just crossed a line, and 2. hit them so bad it hurts (verbally). I use “never draw first blood, but ALWAYS draw blood.”

        Understandably, we think you can’t reason with a feminist, and during a quick-hit-in-a-bar type situation, you can’t. However, if given a chance to frame yourself properly, you can. It takes some strategy, though.

        I would love to just humiliate all of them all the time, but considering that they have the entire culture on their side, even if we seem to win the quick insult battle, we loose. The SWPL unfortunately has the power to out-vote us, so we’ve got to persuade those of them who can be persuaded.

        Usually, we try to do this as supplicating pussies, which is entirely counterproductive. Go to far in the other direction and you’re “the wrong kind of asshole” (http://alphaisassumed.wordpress.com/2013/02/06/the-wrong-kind-of-assholes/).

        I’m a natural at this kind of think like some of y’all are at seduction. Now that I’ve also got Game, my blog is the codification of what I do to get hipsters spouting libertarianism two hours after meeting me.

        I’ve done it a lot myself, and I’m hoping to train others. I may seem to nice, but when I’m talking to lefties, I win. Every time.

  • FlybyNight

    I agree why waste your time trying to reason with spoiled 8 year olds.

  • http://uncabob.blogspot.com/ Bob Wallace

    When women tell me “There are no good men left” I tell them, “They’re back where you left them…in your twenties.”

    • tim

      Oh shit.

    • cibo

      I’m so using that.

    • Stuki

      Nice!

  • http://loc.is-great.net/blog Loc

    I just wrote an article about very similar stuff. It’s good to see more people say this. As long as the manosphere tries to have rational debates with these people, we’ll simply give them more power.

  • http://yousowould.wordpress.com YouSoWould

    Brilliant. One of the best things the manosphere has taught me was the futility of ever attempting to engage in a logical argument with a feminist. Being forced to resort to the rhetoric, you can literally say anything you want to counter their argument. This plays right into the hands of men, who having grown up continually thinking of new and hurtful ways to rip the piss out of their friends, are seasoned pros at coming up with insults calculated to deliver maximum damage.

    Feminist: “Men are paid more than women. I don’t care what facts your present to me, it’s simply true.”
    YouSoWould: “Everyone who knows you thinks you are a fat slut. You will die alone and childless.”

    Easy victory.

  • Fatty McManjaw

    One of the best things the manosphere has taught me was the futility of ever attempting to engage in a logical argument with a woman.

    Fix’t that for ya.

  • DAP

    The Comedian, Chris Rock, said it best: “A man can never out argue a woman, because a man has the tendancy to make sense.” He also adds that: “A woman doesn’t let a little thing like logic stop her, she’s arguing to achieve distance and irritation!”

    Point is: Men argue for solutions and swift closure; and women argue for emotional connection & attention.

    • Stuki

      And to shit test.

  • Emmanuel Goldstein

    Haha, great article. For a sec, I thought you were going to write about some super-nerdy shit like impending zombie attacks.

    This is one of the fatal flaws of MRAs – they’re still insecure, and seek validation from feminists. ‘If only they would listen to me for a moment…’ When you’re arguing with someone who’s instransigent, the best you can hope for is winning the audience.

    • http://alphaisassumed.wordpress.com Martel

      This is why it’s so important to distinguish between your target (those you want to persuade) and your opponent (those you’re arguing against), who may or may not be the same person.

      I’ve categoriezed lefties according to who can or can’t be reached here: http://alphaisassumed.wordpress.com/2013/02/04/they-are-not-what-they-are/

      If your opponent is Anointed but somebody listening in is Benighted (a very common situation), fight fire with fire, but don’t use fire if they’re still sounding reasonable. If they cross the line and get personal or insulting, ripping into them comes across as perfectly appropriate because you’re defending yourself and framing them as the aggressor. If they seem all nice and innocent and you tear them a new one, the argument immediately becomes about what a dick you are, and the Benighted person listening in will be turned off by everything you have to say.

      It shouldn’t be, but it’s all about framing and rarely about reason and logic. You need to neutralize their “we care” frame while re-framing it as a dialectical, reasoned, debate. Do this well and you’ll find that some incredibly close-minded idiots become surprisingly receptive.

  • Professor Ashur

    No good men left?

    Maybe they’re avoiding you. Or maybe you just bring out the asshole in a guy. You know us guys, always adapting to the terrain we encounter.

    • Stuki

      To riff on Bob Wallace above, “no good men left” —– Oh, yes; they’re just busy with younger women.

  • Professor Ashur

    Or my favorite:

    “Unlike you, I do not have the advantage of ignorance”.

  • Dr. Giggles

    Zombie #3: You’re a misogynist.

    You: Of course I am. I love massages! How about you give me one now?

  • Quintus Curtius

    Good article. My take is: as long as we confront the bullshit arguments in some way, our opponents will remember it. And that’s what matters. The biggest sin is silence. We have to begin to create fissures in this concrete edifice, however small…and it begins with letting them know that we won’t accept their nonsense.

  • Professor Ashur

    The biggest sin is silence.

    Should be the carving on every mangina’s/beta’s tombstone.

  • Kronos

    Oh goodness. You “men are all so sad I pitty you all :( if this is what you think if women then you have obviously never met a decent one, so in that case I’d say its you that had the problems. Insecurity perhaps? Hahahaha.

    • Professor Ashur

      Thanks for proving out point for us in the most satisfying manner possible, you silly little whore.

  • Kronos

    Could you please explain your point? and how I made it satisfying? also no need for name calling, lets not be immature now ;)

    • Fatty McManjaw

      You’re not very bright, are you?

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  • scifiunicorn

    I….. I can’t even begin with how awful this entire website is, but this article in particular is one of the worst.

    • Richard W1

      nah… this kicks ass…. if you can’t see feminism for the communist nanny state Soviet offshoot it is, then you deserve 10 years in the Siberian gulag…

  • ann bion

    Okay I get it now. This is a parody website. Will someone please confirm this just on this comment or refer me to a disclaime? I’ve been commenting as someone not in on the joke I’m afraid.

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