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December 29th, 2012

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Top Oslo Nightlife Picks If You Want To Have Sex With A Norwegian Girl

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Do you want to go to Oslo and put your penis inside a Norwegian vagina? I got the itinerary for you to help make that happen…

Tuesday Night

Hit up Fugazi, a large club with a young and attractive crowd. It’s best just to camp next to one of the bars and snare whatever girl comes by to order a drink. Make sure you come early because it can become impossible to get into after 1am.

Wednesday Night

This is the worst night in Oslo so you’ll have to make due with smaller crowds. Your best bet is Apenbar, next to the touristy dock. It”s a small club that will have a handful of girls for you to approach.

Thursday Night

Now it starts getting much easier to find action. Hit up Horgan’s, especially if you have more of a frat style. It gets nice and packed, but you’ll have to compete with a lot of dudes. I had trouble with the big social circles but stayed until the bitter end because there were a lot of targets I could approach all night. There are also a couple other bars within the same block.

Friday Night

Check out Ryes, a retro-style bar that had a laid back crowd. It’s in the “hip” Grünerløkka neighborhood, just north of the center, where you’ll find tons of small bars. Simply walk up and down Thorvald Meyers Gate (“gate” means street in Norwegian) and pick the best spot. Black guys can check out club Bla, which has reggae music and seemed to attract chocoholic Norwegian girls.

Saturday Night

Anywhere! Hard to go wrong on this night.

I want to remind you that Norwegian girls are not shy about sex. Hit the night venues hard, enjoy drinking, and do the approaches. If you kiss a girl in the venue, think about getting her back to your place or hers. In case you’re wondering, I got my flag  in Grünerløkka. She was on the pill and let me ejaculate inside her four times. It was great.

For lodging, I stayed in My City Home. It was centrally located near the train station in an area where aggressive African hookers hang out, but not that close to the nightlife options I’ve listed. Thankfully, most Norwegian girls live alone so you can bang in their place.

Don’t Miss: 15 Pictures Of Norwegian Girls



About the Author

has been blogging for several years over at RooshV.com about travel and women. He has also authored books on how to get laid in the United States, South America, and Eastern Europe. He launched Return Of Kings in October of 2012 to serve the needs of masculine men.

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  • Armenian

    Roosh you must start taking pictures of these chicks you bang.

  • anon1

    excellent actionable intel, norways on my list to go.

    if it wasn’t so damn expensive

  • Antonio

    “She was on the pill and let me ejaculate inside her four times. It was great.”

    That’s some quite passionate writing.

  • http://thecaptainpower.blogspot.com thecaptainpower

    4 times???? I hope her boyfriend didn’t eat her out the next morning : (

  • Ace

    As a Oslo native I can vouch for Norway as a guaranteed pussy destination. Norwegian girls are so blase about sex and still decent looking compared to their other Scandinavian neighbours. Just wear a rubber just to be in the safe side. Also, work out for fuck sake…for obvious reasons.

  • Prof. Forehead

    Don’t fool yourselves about Nordic women. Hard, boring statistics show they don’t have any more sexual partners on average than women from other Western nations, and many non Western countries (but more partners than sexual taliban and very conservative countries, obviously). If you think you can just go there to get laid easily if you don’t have anything to offer, you’ll be disappointed.

    The difference is Norway has a relatively large amount of good and really good looking girls willing to have NSA sex with you if you’re a savvy PUA or the girls just fancy you. In many other places you can get laid with good looking women too, but girls want something back, power in a relationship, support of some kind etc. Which some Norwegian girls want do to, but only some. And there are just a lot of unattached, hot and horny girls to go around in Norway compared to almost anywhere else, no matter how you slice it.

  • trs

    That fugazi place is a total shitshow. I didn’t even know the name of it when I was there. Damn do scandanavians get drunk and act like animals. Fun times!

    I think Oslo is kind of a weird place because pretty much the entire population of people in their twenties drain there for some time, because the rest of the country is the boonies.

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