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December 29th, 2012

Top Oslo Nightlife Picks If You Want To Have Sex With A Norwegian Girl

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Do you want to go to Oslo and put your penis inside a Norwegian vagina? I got the itinerary for you to help make that happen…

Tuesday Night

Hit up Fugazi, a large club with a young and attractive crowd. It’s best just to camp next to one of the bars and snare whatever girl comes by to order a drink. Make sure you come early because it can become impossible to get into after 1am.

Wednesday Night

This is the worst night in Oslo so you’ll have to make due with smaller crowds. Your best bet is Apenbar, next to the touristy dock. It”s a small club that will have a handful of girls for you to approach.

Thursday Night

Now it starts getting much easier to find action. Hit up Horgan’s, especially if you have more of a frat style. It gets nice and packed, but you’ll have to compete with a lot of dudes. I had trouble with the big social circles but stayed until the bitter end because there were a lot of targets I could approach all night. There are also a couple other bars within the same block.

Friday Night

Check out Ryes, a retro-style bar that had a laid back crowd. It’s in the “hip” Grünerløkka neighborhood, just north of the center, where you’ll find tons of small bars. Simply walk up and down Thorvald Meyers Gate (“gate” means street in Norwegian) and pick the best spot. Black guys can check out club Bla, which has reggae music and seemed to attract chocoholic Norwegian girls.

Saturday Night

Anywhere! Hard to go wrong on this night.

I want to remind you that Norwegian girls are not shy about sex. Hit the night venues hard, enjoy drinking, and do the approaches. If you kiss a girl in the venue, think about getting her back to your place or hers. In case you’re wondering, I got my flag  in Grünerløkka. She was on the pill and let me ejaculate inside her four times. It was great.

For lodging, I stayed in My City Home. It was centrally located near the train station in an area where aggressive African hookers hang out, but not that close to the nightlife options I’ve listed. Thankfully, most Norwegian girls live alone so you can bang in their place.

Don’t Miss: 15 Pictures Of Norwegian Girls


About the Author

created ROK in October 2012. You can visit his blog at RooshV.com or follow him on Twitter and Facebook.

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