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December 24th, 2012

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9 Things Every Guy Should Know About Norwegian Girls

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1. Norwegian girls are the hottest and thinnest in Scandinavia. Some are even feminine. The only downside is that they can be a bit thick from pulling sleighs or whatever they do in the countryside during the winter. In the summer they wear booty shorts, showing off their toned, tanned legs, and their best quality by far is their thick dick-sucking lips, something you don’t see in other Scandinavian countries. My only regret from the week I spent in Oslo is not getting a blowjob (though I did get my flag).

2. They are not as crazy about Americans like the Swedes. Many did not care that I was born on American soil.

3. Some girls give you strong approach cues with eye contact and a smile. But they didn’t approach me outright as much as girls in Iceland and Finland. Prepare yourself for quick rejections.

4. There was a rape wave a couple years ago. This was real rape where immigrants dragged girls into alleys. Girls were advised to take extreme care with guys they meet. Since rape is still a problem, it wouldn’t hurt to establish more comfort than you usually do, especially if your skin complexion is on the brown side.

5. You won’t get anywhere in the top-end clubs. Don’t bother.

6. Norwegians are the most economically successful of the Scandinavian economies, and it shows. There is decreased Jante Law influence which means you get a cocky vibe from the girls (though not as cocky as Americans).

7. The guys are really good looking. I was taken aback by some of the male specimens on display. Thankfully they don’t approach so I still had a competitive advantage over them.

8. In Oslo, nightlife shuts down at 3am but doesn’t get going until midnight. Approaches from 2-3am will probably be most fruitful, especially if a girl is trying to get laid but has yet to meet a guy. It did feel more like Iceland in that if I waited for the guys to get drunk and the social circles to dissipate, I could drop in with a last call approach. Most of my successful approaches happened after 2am.

9. It’s expensive as balls. My short-term apartment cost $200 a night. A vodka drink is $13-15. I ended up dropping about $1,400 in five days without even trying. I could easily go a month on that money in Poland or Ukraine.

Now here is a representative sample of how Norwegian girls look like:

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About the Author

has been blogging for several years over at RooshV.com about travel and women. He has also authored books on how to get laid in the United States, South America, and Eastern Europe. He launched Return Of Kings in October of 2012 to serve the needs of masculine men.

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  • Steve Lurkel

    Good lookin’ out, Roosh. Headed there this spring/summer, definitely keeping all of this in mind.

  • JT

    Number 15 is Romanian believe it or not … although I agree she looks Norwegian. Solid tips again Roosh.

    • Anonymous

      Are you sure #15 is Romanian? Google Reverse Image Search (and commenter Daft bollock below) says that that she is Emilie Marie Nereng.

      Wikipedia and a search on her name + Romanian brings up no hits for Romanian ancestry

    • Trond

      Number 15 is a Norwegian alright.

  • Richard

    Norwegian girls definitely havent been hit with the ugly stick thats for sure!
    Norway is insanely expensive so be cashed up if you have any thoughts for an extended period of time.

  • Richard

    *thoughts of staying there for an extended period of time.

  • Daft bollock

    As a Norwegian, I think you nailed it down pretty good (the info, not the pussy, it seems.. heh). Just a few more pointers. Norwegians are the most muscular and one of the tallest peoples in the world, so if you’re under 6 ft, you better have something else to make up for it. But the thing is, a lot of Norwegian guys aren’t great talkers or PUAs (although we do have a few now). Do practice game, but don’t go crazy on the BS or brag about yourself. They don’t like that, they’re down to earth, like confidence and lies they can believe in (or cockiness so over the top noone is expeced to believe it).

    Also, the top pic, no 13 and 15 are of the same girl, pink blogger Voe (Emilie Marie Nereng). She’s 14-16 on those pics, now at 17 she looks quite different and less cute unfortunately :-/ Problem with many Norwegian girls is they mature quite fast, so they don’t look teeny cute for long. Try to meet them in Ayia Napa, Spain or some place where they fly to get totally smashed and sleep with the nearest handsome guy most nights. Plenty of young girls there, and their families won’t kill you for fucking and dumping them either.

    Honestly I think half the girls in these pics are pretty ugly compared to the girls I went to school with. And they will fuck you on the first night if you tingle them without feeling you owe them anything afterwards.

    • Trond

      “Honestly I think half the girls in these pics are pretty ugly compared to the girls I went to school with.”

      I agree. Many of the girls showed in the pics are not very good looking by Norwegian standards. However, take a trip to Oslo and you see girls like Emilie “Voe” everywhere you turn. But never think that these girls are easy. Norwegian girls don’t take shit. They can be demanding, spoiled and difficult to live with. You actually need to be a Norwegian guy to deal with these girls. And as for one night stands – you don’t fuck them, they fuck you. ;-)

  • Samseau

    Swing dancing is huge in all Scandinavian countries.

    • anon1

      really?

      this is going onto my must learn list

      what are the typical age demographics for swing dance anyway?

      compared to tango, salsa ballroom

    • Trond

      Yes, but not among young people.

  • Uncle Elmer

    Well, they don’t call them “squareheads” for nothing. As a man of some Scandinavian blood, I’ll stick with SE Asians and other exotics thankyou.

    • Shawn

      Elmer you race traitor, Merry Christmas.

  • Uncle Elmer

    I am sorry for polluting your gene pool. I cannot abide roguring some woman who looks like my sisters or my great-aunt Brunhilda.

    • Prof. Forehead

      More like, they’re totally amoral and fuck whoever makes their button tickle, ie. young, handsome, violent, tall, verbal, socially intelligent etc. And you ain’t it. :p

      Scandi girls have very large variety in looks, so looking like your sister shouldn’t be a problem. And yes, they are big on average, and they like big guys, but a significant percentage are 160-165 cm and slim, ie. not too large for most men.

      Good choice on the SEA girls, though. They’re one of my personal faves too, and you get a lot back from being a scandi/white guy. They love that stuff. You will get nothing from being scandinavian from most scandi girls, unlike many other countries, where screwing foreigners is baaaad.

      • Uncle Elmer

        I am 6’3″ in my socks (many of which are decades older than the gals pictured here) and have a forehead that would make you weep.

        And it’s true about Asians. One look at my blue-green eyes and they are throwing their genes at me. Over there, I am exotic.

    • Shawn

      Kidding!! Women from your gene pool who cavort with my gene pool are known in some circles as mudsharks, if you get my gist.

  • anon1

    1,3,7,9,11,12,13,14,15

    Dam now this looks like a nice place to be

    • Prof. Forehead

      By local standards (ie. no bonus for being blondes, and compared to the rest):

      1 Very nice
      3 Average +
      7 Under 18 film actor, very nice
      9 You’re kidding me, right? I bet they’re nice persons, but they’re not lookers. Average -
      11 Good -
      12 Average + These girls would qualify as unathlethic where I grew up.
      13 2 bombs, incl. 1 celeb blogger
      14 I really like this one. She’s 18 or 19.
      15 True beauty. And a celeb.

  • Prof. Forehead

    One of the nice things about norski girls is they’re often natural, open, genuine persons. They don’t fuck around with you and aren’t plain mean and nasty or just cold like many american women. Cold country, warm people (once you get to know them).

    Also, they usually like sports, if they’re not working class. Prime genetics + training = drop dead gorgeous bodies and pussies that want and can take a hard pounding without too much damage. And lots of sex drive.

    They’re simple in some ways. If they like you, you have the best chance on earth they’ll fuck you and not care afterwards. But if they don’t like you, money and fancy titles won’t mean shit to them, they won’t care.

    • anon1

      ah, i take it you’ve been to norway a number of times then? where would you recommend to go?

      saying “if they like you” doesn’t really help game wise :)

      • Prof. Forehead

        I’m a Norwegian. The best place to chat up Norwegian chicks is really when they’re on sun (sin..) holidays in the tourist spots in Greece, Spain, the Canaries etc. Young, smashing looking girls who screw around all the time in alcohol stupors. Look for the Norwegian flags and try to mingle. Chicks are too drunk to notice anyway.

        Norwegian guys are very bad at approaches, and the girls are can be quite open and friendly. If you get good contact, get their number, meet up and chat with some of their friends etc. Cafes, and festivals, parks and beaches in the summer. Buy some cheap sixpacks with your mate(s), sit down, enjoy the scene and sight of half nude Nordic women prancing around, and if you’re having a good time you might get noticed and get an even better time later. :-)

        Right: Confidence, openness, playfullness (and yes you can say these are nice traits anywhere, but especially in Norway), 6ft+, don’t kiss up to them, just be natural, no BS, have an interesting life and stories to tell without bragging, social intelligence. Good looks and athleticism of course, but that’s the same as anywhere. Stiff competition in that department, but the girls aren’t all about looks.

        Wrong: 5’7”-, cynicism, hardness to the point of cruelty (Norway is an easy place to live, you’ll stand out very negatively with those traits, while in other places being hardened means you’re a dependable survivor and likely to provide the asskickings needed to protect her), being vain and superficial, proud, self centered, not charitable (as a person, not with the drinks, buying drinks won’t get you anywhere), secure masculinity.

        As for which city, I don’t think it matters much all in all within the larger cities. Oslo is probably as good as any.

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  • dat bro

    Norway has a problem similar to the US, as I’ve heard from other sources:

    The men are more attractive than the women.

    I wasn’t very impressed by the pictures, I think I’ll stick to eastern europe or France (where the girls love my look)

    • Roosh

      What’s your look?

  • fogal
    • Prof. Forehead

      That’s the opinion of one guy, isn’t it? That article also contains BS such as tips on how to get pot on the streets of Oslo, which you won’t, because it’s only sold as a favor to friends.

      Norwegian chicks have the highest acceptance rate of any country at beautifulpeople.com, and the margin is huge if you consider the top 3:

      76% Norway
      68% Sweden
      66% Iceland

      45% Brazil
      44% Russia
      37% USA
      35% France
      26% Italy
      24% Canada
      23% Turkey

      Icelandics are Norwegian emigrants from around 1000 AD, BTW. They left when we outlawed berzerking and other popular viking past times to keep things hard core …

      http://www.norway.org.uk/News_and_events/Current-Affairs/Norwegian-women-are-the-worlds-most-beautiful-according-to-website/

      • fogal

        well this article is one man’s opinion as well(but love to see both nations to see for my self…and yes i ve heard that scandinavians are good looking and that data confirms is)

        apperantly naughty nomad aka mark zolo got banned in china for scroing weed.

        he does seem to inflate the rating of women with darker features as it seems(roosh interveiwed him and yes he did confirm it)

        dam…such big strong tough guys back in the day,such a shame that they become metro sexual like(no offence to them).maybe the migrants from africa an MENA can help reclaim that masculinty.

      • Prof. Forehead

        “well this article is one man’s opinion as well”

        No, it’s the statistically significant opinion of thousands of thousands of members of beautifulpeople.com.

        “apperantly naughty nomad aka mark zolo got banned in china for scroing weed.”

        Not recommended.

        “dam…such big strong tough guys back in the day,such a shame that they become metro sexual like”

        Still the most muscular people on earth on average, and the 5th tallest. There are plenty of tough guys in Norway, believe me. But yeah, in the big cities, media etc., lots of metros. But this shit is happening all over the world, it’s hardly a scandinavian thing, even if it seems to hit quite hard here.

        “maybe the migrants from africa an MENA can help reclaim that masculinty.”

        Good thought.

      • pirihuora

        That acceptance rate doesn’t really tell about the average looks of the country, but about which parts of the demographic will go and post their photos on such a site.

      • fogal

        http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/18-million-ugly-people-turned-away-over-two-weeks-as-beautifulpeoplecom-goes-global-69641767.html

        ya found alil extra to add to that
        surprised that some countrys like spain and italy men manged to beat their female counterparts,or asian boys edging out their women as welll

  • beta_plus

    Wow. They sure don’t look like that in Denmark.

  • the biz

    Norway experts, do the girls spend winters in.Southeast asia like swedish girls. If swedes are in thailand in february where do norwegians go?

    • Prof. Forehead

      Some do, yeah. But the majority who are into random sex probably go to Kos, Ibiza etc. Then again, the girls in Thailand are easy lays too, because even if they’re not there to get laid so much the locals aren’t attractive, and the male tourists are mostly into the Thai girls. Some go to Laos too I guess, but that’s more off the beaten track.

  • hernanday

    I’m glad those pictures are posted, I would not consider a single one of the actual norwegian chicks posted hot, they are seriously ugly, and I lived there for a long time, and anyone who thinks they are hotter or better looking than swedes needs an eye ball check

    • Prof. Forehead

      Look at number 1 and 14. Tell me you’re not gay and think they are not beauties. Norwegian women dominate female athletics for a reason, many of them are seriously athletic and symmerical face/body like these two. Very enjoyable girls in all respects :) They are genuine salt of the earth sporty Norwegian girls, and there are a lot of them, or at least more like all the ugly girls there. That’s my experience from growing up there anyway, girls from all around the world can be good looking, but the amount that are actually scorching 8-9s is very large in Norway compared to almost anywhere.

      • Stuki

        1 and 14 are nothing all that special. And Eastern European “women” used to dominate female athletics. In between shaving facial hair. Hardly an endorsement.

        That blogger chick is smoking. As were an unusual amount and Norwegian model wannabes 20 years ago. But, like blogger chick, they were pretty darned young too.

        Someone else mentioned many girls from there don’t age well. That, along with a small, insular population, would explain their almost complete absence from international “beauty professions”, past teen modeling. As for swedes being meaningfully different, I seriously doubt it. Any differences are likely cultural, as Sweden is a much more culturally tuned in country (as in actually having the occasional personality knows outside its border, for something other than shooting up and island full of girls like the above blogger chick) with likely higher payoff for girls who act and make up according to international beauty norms, trashy or not. Dominating women’s soccer and shotput just isn’t all that important to most people in most countries. Although I do remember Norway having one heck of a smoking javelin thrower, of all things, awhile back.

      • Prof. Forehead

        I agree 1 and 14 are nothing special in that most classes in school around the world will have a girl or two looking like her, or better. But in some of the classes I went the rule was sexy, curvy, athletic, feminine grade a+++ meat like that. So yes, you get good looking girls all over the world, more in Asia some places with cheap and effective dentistry and surgery also for example, but Norway is just stacked with them compared to any other place. It’s the best thing about the whole country.

        Eastern European steroid women have nothing to do with natural athleticism of Nordic and Norwegian women. They just gave the most athletic women steroids, which was a bad idea. Being symmetrical in the face and body, having good hormone levels, good health and a good sex drive are all linked. But you can get too much of it, like women working out too heavy, sure. You can’t always have it your way.

        Stuki, did you just assume there were no Norwegian models to fit into your perception of it or what? Lolz. “Beauty professions” sounds largely like work where the girls will at least need to “take care” of the boss and VIPs, and Norway doesn’t deliver much to the grey market or skin trade like porn or hookers because it’s loaded with cash.

        But as for top models, from memory and 5 million people: Mona Grudt, miss universe, Hanne Mustapha, current top haute couture model, Vendela Kirsebom, former super model.. And there are many more. From less than 0,1% of the world’s population, not with much need to model either, really.

        Dominating women’s soccer and shotput just isn’t all that important to most people in most countries. Although I do remember Norway having one heck of a smoking javelin thrower, of all things, awhile back.

        I agree, too much women’s soccer and shot put, but that’s something you can work on. The hard amount of sexy, symmetrical women looking for an NSA lay.. that’s harder to fix.

        Norway had laws against marrying someone closer than your 7th cousin or something during the whole middle age. So even if it’s a small population, it’s still one of the most heterozygous (less inbred) populations in the world, according to DNA research. Vikings also used to take the most beautiful women from the continent and even Asia all the time, it was their favorite loot.

    • Trond

      You are so full of BS. I can’t believe that you have ever lived in Norway or Sweden at all.

  • V

    I’m pretty sure #6 is a screen-shot from the movie “Turn Me On, Goddammit”…a movie I watched with my Norwegian ex-girlfriend. ;)

  • Trr

    Those girls are just about exactly what I like.

    To me Asian girls look too childish for my taste.

    • sheryl eman

      but asian girls are more caring, sweet and would take care of you rather than them…really so true…and would love u for who u are…the important is the attitude

  • Vicious

    These representative pics are a good idea, hope you’ll do it for all nation’s mini-guides.

  • Prof. Forehead

    Perv alert! Some depraved internet sites like match.com and militaryCupid have been using Emilie “Voe” Nerengs pics to attract the enivitable interest from men. http://www.kjendis.no/2013/01/07/kjendis/voe/emilie_nereng/blogg/facebook/25120077/

    Not that she would normally care, BUT… here’s the catch. They all use her 14 year old pics and not her now already considerably fatter and less feminine 17 year old pics, and that pisses her off to no end. Check out the difference between her now and then. One is a young beauty, another is a young beauty half way turned into a feminist. That’s how a lot of women age in Norway nowadays.

    • Roosh

      Wow in three years she looks like a different person. In 5 more years she’ll have exploded onto the wall.

      • Prof. Forehead

        Voe went from being a regular teen to a media person holding guest university lectures and being in the media spotlight a lot in those 3 years too. Probably nothing worse than 3 years of serious pussy hunting will do to your face, lol. She’ll most likely be a good looking woman by most people’s standards in her early 20s. Women from the higher ecehelons of Norwegian society like her rarely go fat, although some go chubby or too big some times. They love looks, sex and workouts too much… And they have some pride in themselves. But they get the “grown woman” early from eating, being very active and exposed to masculinising forces in the media, labour force, government etc.

    • Joe Silva

      Are you kidding ? She is a very beautiful girl. She just lost the child face.

  • http://patientambition.com Nick

    It was good to see the various pictures. I usually think #10/13 for the hotter Scandinavian look, but like with any culture there is a range, #8 has an average face but a great body. Given the high prices for staying in Oslo I will pass for now, but I have a friend who moved to Finland so I will visit Helsinki in the spring. I wonder how the women will be, attitude-wise. From what you’ve written there is a Western/feminist influence, but I doubt it’s as strong as in the coastal/urban U.S. I get the sense that even though they’ve been exposed to multiculturalism/leftism, they still have enough of their own cultural identity to separate themselves from the Berkeley-feminist types in California.

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  • Ross

    Are you guys kidding me???? 95 percent of these women rate low on the erection scale! ಠ_ಠ

  • mike

    holy f-ing sh-t all i can say is their personality better be an 11 because they do not have the looks

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  • Rogz

    I used to have a norwaigan girlfriend, lasted three years. But she had to move back because of family

  • Peter25

    They’re angels of HEAVENS, Never had seen such beauty before

  • JR

    Name of girls in pic 13?

    • Elena

      left: Emilie Marie Nereng (you can find her on wikipedia, famous norwegian blogger)

  • ak47

    erica mohn kvam and Emilie nereng, both underage might i add, haha

  • Bear

    Haha, where did you find these pictures? Number 8 is Kaja. She looks better in reality than on our pictures. The attached derp-shot is of me, our mutual friend and #8. I found this site doing a Google image-search of a user profile on Facebook. As suspected, somebody was using Voe as their profile pic again (the last pic in the article). It happens all the time. If she started sending invoices to people infringing the copyright on her pictures, she’d be filthy rich in no time.

  • mee2

    :’( I thought the Norwegian girls are so beautiful like the Swedes.Besides I love more the swedish girls,but they don’t like russianhungarian boys like me,just the americans,or the muslims :’(

  • http://twitter.com/Ingfir Inger Kristin Firing

    He..he…maybe I
    should leave it up to my son (18) to answer this…and his mates…and his
    girlfriends ;-) … I would advise him to meet a grown up Norwegian girl ;-) He
    will probably lose his balls….maybe ;-)

    “1. Norwegian girls are the hottest and thinnest in Scandinavia.
    Some are even feminine. The only downside is that they can be a bit thick from
    pulling sleighs or whatever they do in the countryside during the winter. In
    the summer they wear booty shorts, showing off their toned, tanned legs, and
    their best quality by far is their thick dick-sucking lips, something you don’t
    see in other Scandinavian countries. My only regret from the week I spent in
    Oslo is not getting a blowjob (though I did get my flag).”

    Think of:

    WHY you
    didn’t manage to get a blowjob while you were here? Did you have a shower? Are
    you disgusting? Not very good looking? Intelligent? Polite? Friendly? Normal of behavior? Not well informed about
    Norwegians girls? Maybe you met the wrong Norwegian girls? What was your
    intension of going at all? Well, the things you’ve written says it all about
    …YOU…and why you had to go back and write these things ;-) And make up your
    mind…are they the thinnest or a bit thick? You must have been really horny
    and frustrated walking among all this “toned, tanned legs and
    “dick-sucking lips”….WITH OUT GETTING NO WHERE!!! … Anyone can
    “get their flag here”… but not with the true, intelligent, good
    looking Norwegian girl. Sorry! .. A better attitude next time will help…maybe
    :-)

  • http://twitter.com/Ingfir Inger Kristin Firing
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