The Best Player Song Ever Recorded

It’s not too often that a player song comes out and almost perfectly matches the pickup process. Well, at least my pickup process. The song is “How Many Drinks” by Miguel, which you can listen to above. Here are the lyrics:

Frustration (watching you dance)
Hesitation (to get in them pants)
Come closer baby (so I can touch)
One question: Am I moving too fast?

Cause’ I ain’t leaving alone—feel like I could be outer-space
We both know that we’re grown
That’s why I wanna know

How many drinks would it take you to leave with me?
Yeah you look good, and I got money
But I don’t wanna waste my time
Back of my mind, I’m hoping you say two or three
You look good; we came to party
But I don’t wanna waste my time

Temptation (is calling your name)
Sweet persuasion, oh (baby this is a game)
Come closer baby (if you like what you hear)
Impassioned (is what I’m making you feel)

No-no-no. I ain’t judging if you do decide that you might be fucking tonight
What? More power to you if you do decide that you might be fuckinging tonight
Le-le-let me dig that out like a foxhole
Damn baby, dat ass is colossal
Pilates and milk did that body so good
You got in them pants? I wish I could
How many drinks would it take you to leave with me? (oh, well…)
You look good, and we came to party, but I don’t wanna waste my time (oohhh no)
Back of my mind, I’m hoping you say two or three (or three, indeed)
You look, and we came to party but I don’t wanna waste my time

Or waste your time, or waste your time
Or waste our time, baby it’s alright
Baby it’s alright, baby it’s alright yeah
Oh it’s alright now
Alright. Oh yeah
I don’t wanna waste my time, no
I don’t wanna waste no time, oh no
I don’t wanna waste your time, babe
I don’t wanna waste our time, Oh my time, Oh whoaaa, now

How many drinks would it take you to leave with me? (oh yeah)
Yeah you look good, and I got money
But I don’t wanna waste my time (come wit’ me baby)
Back of my mind, I’m hoping you say two or three (yeah it’s just a short drive home from here)
You look good; we came to party
But I don’t wanna waste my time

No-no-no. I ain’t judgin’ if you do decide that you might be fucking tonight
What? More power to you if you do decide that you might be fucking tonight
I ain’t judgin’ if you do decide that you might be fucking tonight
What? More power to you if you do decide that you might be fucking tonight

Aloof player wants to get laid without working too hard or putting the pussy on the pedestal… yes please!

His album rivals that of The Weeknd when it comes to baby-making music. If I bring a girl to my pad, she’s going to get banged out to one of them.