Have You Swallowed The Red Pill? Take The Test

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There’s a lot of guys who claim to haven taken the red pill, but I suspect there is a sea of blue still swirling within their core. To find out if that’s you, watch the following three portions of the above video:

0:47 – 0:53
1:22 – 1:34
2:24 – 2:31

Time to grade the test:

1. Did you think what you just witnessed was the most heart-warming thing in the world? If yes, you’re drowning in blue pill.

2. Do you wish you could have a female friend like the Indian man in the video? If yes, you’re still blue pill.

3. Did you think there’s nothing wrong with being friends with a girl? If yes, you’re bluer than the ocean.

4. Did you run to the nearest bathroom and throw up in the toilet at his display of supreme betatude? If yes, you’re red pill.

5. Did you viscerally cringe and actually get angry at the world when the girl said, “You’re my best friend in the world, and you always will be” while the beta withheld his tears of emotion? If yes, you’re blood pill!

One problem with swallowing the red pill is that you will get offended at just about everything that mainstream people enjoy. You can no longer digest their media, enjoy their viral videos, or even have a normal conversation with a blue piller. You form your own red pill bubble, whether it’s frequenting sites on the manosphere, not dating women from blue pill societies, or outright expatriating to countries where men are rewarded for being masculine. Long live the red pill!

P.S. I make an appearance at 2:24.

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About the Author

has been blogging for several years over at RooshV.com about travel and women. He has also authored books on how to get laid in the United States, South America, and Eastern Europe. He launched Return Of Kings in October of 2012 to serve the needs of masculine men.

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  • http://finndistan.blogspot.com finndistan

    “You’re my best friend in the world, and you always will be”

    My head flashed with the voice of Hank Moody shouting “SUCKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”

    You could hear the poor man’s soul crushing under the unknown number of stories that he had listened to after she got a man who is not worthy of her so valuable friendship to ravage her carnally and then leave her dug deep in the bedsheets…

    Try watching any romantic comedy; Zack and Miri make a porno, or the Crazy Stupid Love etc… Soul crushing, clostrophobic stuff. Poison.

  • Therapsid

    The way the girl in 2:24 – 2:31 said she loved her friend(?) was really fucking weak. She was speaking in flat tones and with an intonation which sounded like she was asking a question. Her delivery gave away the fact that she had none of the emotion towards her gay friend that he had towards her.

    If a girl says “I know I don’t always act like it” but then professes the opposite, believe her actions not her words.

    • ScottA

      He was gay right? It’s getting hard to tell these days.

      • Red Pill

        Soon we’ll all be ghey. It’s just the way it is. Just try and get as much poon as you can until the time you get an electric car and are fully assimilated.

  • Red Pill

    What colour is the pill when you just shrug and shake your head?

    • Roosh

      That would be silver.

  • John Galt2

    I look at the world entirely different and I start calling out tv shows, movies, etc while whoever I am with gives me long, strange stares. Sometimes its hard not to get angry. Long live the red pill.

  • Nudge

    That was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. Even when I was technically blue pill and Beta a few years ago, I still would have considered that the gayest thing Ive ever seen.

  • Cool Hand Luke

    Where’s your appearance Roosh or is that a joke? Nevertheless that was a good video. The father and son seemed ok, but the dudes and chicks chatting with each other I agree was utterly disgusting.

    • Therapsid

      What makes it disgusting is that a red pill awareness reveals the innately two-faced nature of female desire.

      This type of sentimental confession on the one hand appeals much more to women than men. Yet at the same time, guys who play along with this kind of heart-felt complimentary game will repel chicks. Only the most self-interested, cocksure alphas will benefit from a rare lapse into this type of emotional exposure.

      The male equivalent in terms of attraction would be as if we wanted the really hot chick who occasionally let her guard down and let herself be plain.

  • Dude

    FWIW, I also got the idea that he was gay..

    That said though, I really don’t see why many red pill-ers are against having female friends. My female friends have gotten me laid tons of times. Granted, we don’t have relationships where we say heart-felt ‘I love yous’ or ‘we’ll be best friends forevers’ but I hang out with plenty of girls in social settings who will actively prospect and put in good words for me. How is that a bad thing? If nothing else, isn’t being seen with a bunch of girls a form of preselection?

    • LS

      It’s one thing to have female friends and another to be an obsequious ass-kisser.

  • John McNeill

    A year of reading manosphere blogs have succeeded in converting me to the red pill. Many thanks to Roosh, Roissy, BronantheBarbarian, Professor Mentu, Ferdinand Bardamu, Captain Capitalism, Matt Forney, and others.

    Now I just need to take the wisdom of the red pill and convert it into action.

  • Pedro

    Having anger and disgust is normal in the beginning, but its not a state to be in.

    I have been reading less and less manosphere blogs lately because it makes me more stressed. Feminist bullshit is all around us and can handle it better than 90% of guys. I also don’t live in an extreme feminist country (but its going in that direction).

    This made me laugh a little. That indian beta almost having a tear in his eye when an ugly chick gives him a forced obviously bullshit compliment. To him it was real. It doesn’t make me cringe anymore; it makes me feel like a cool mathafacka because I don’t do that.

    It’s good to be acquainted with hot chicks that you fucked or weren’t able to fuck. If you live in a small town, a “warm” cold approach is easier when the target knows that you are friends with a sexy acquaintance of hers.

    • Jonny

      Your first two paragraphs are exactly on the mark.

      And I might as well mention, I have a female “friend” (who’s not much on the eyes) recently tell me, “It’s hard to be a girl and be your friend” haha. I never thought red pill would change my world view so much.

    • Ross

      I nearly cried through out the whole thing. People complimenting each other. Friends happy they were still friends, Father and Son having a moment, Mother and Daughter having a moment. I totally LOVED this! :)

  • UKpua

    Right on the money…90% of modern society bores me too the point of walking around yawning in public…since finding the manosphere it’s only confirmed to me that generic betas and piss weak boring girls with zero interests or spark are just a waste of time . The most frustrating thing is watching it happen right I front of you in bars and clubs etc. but because these people are so blue pill sometimes you can’t even game them because they just don’t get it …hail return of kings and the rise if man !

  • 20yearslater

    I liked the kid and his Dad, the hipster flattering a 5 was ridiculous. She’s probably 18 with the face of a 35 year old. I hope her talent is being an HR manager so she can survive on her own income.

  • CruisenChubby

    Not all compliments are blue pill… If some real men were in that booth you would hear things like:

    “I enjoy waking up seeing my dick in your mouth; move over Folgers.”

    “I like the fact that you still cook and clean for me, well-knowing that I am sleeping with other women.”

    To the bro:

    “I just want to thank you for jumpin’ on the grenade last weekend. That chick sure was a dragon, but you slayed her like a champion. I am glad to call you my wingman- Don Quixote”.

    To the emo son:

    “At first- I was a bit upset that you announced to the world that you were a faggot- it embarassed me both personally and professionaly; however, you did suggest that I wear this sweater vest, and it has gotten me a vast amount of poon. I will not refer to you as my son in public, but you can bet you’ll have a nice christmas gift coming your way this year from Daddy.”

    To the hot co-worker:

    “Hey babe, I enjoy lookin’ at you. When you are sending faxes, I purposely place litter on the floor surrounding the machine so I can get a better scope on that ass of yours. The coffee you bring me tastes like you brewed it in a gymsock; but I drink it and converse with you as to buy myself 5 more minutes of starin’ at those tig ole bitties of yours.” A+ for objectification.

    Not all compliments are blue pill my friends. It’s all in the execution, and if you’re worth a shit- your words will have the weight of a slow moving glacier. Just tell them the truth and be sparing with your niceness.

    • AW

      “I just want to thank you for jumpin’ on the grenade last weekend. That chick sure was a dragon, but you slayed her like a champion. I am glad to call you my wingman- Don Quixote”.

      Ahahahahahaha, no shit!

  • Tom in NOLA

    Yeah I don’t get it. That Indian kid is obviously gay. As in, a homosexual. So whether his behavior is beta/blue pill is kind or irrelevant, right?

    Or does being “red pill” now include being disgusted by homo culture?

    TELL US ROOSH, WE NEED UR GUIDANCE SO WE CAN BE RED PILL FREE-THINKINERS

    • Ironsun

      Or does being “red pill” now include being disgusted by homo culture?

      The answer would be yes.

      • Jonny

        I have acquaintances who are gay and “married” lol. Just because someone is gay, doesn’t mean they can’t be manly. I don’t care if they’re gay.

        And sure, guys are diverse in their nature, but I’m sickened when I see them so emasculated. I don’t have to accept or tolerate this, nor their apologists. Boo hoo.

    • Anonymous

      If the manosphere doesn’t check itself, it’s spiralling into jezebell style rah rah +1 +1 territory.

  • RASER

    TLDR!

  • fogal

    watching this and thought this is soo gay(nothing against homos) but so lame
    ill admit the only blue pill question i answered yes was number 3
    and number 5 is sorta cuz i really just dont care
    i see friending women(even fattys) as a scoial in to hit on the hotter friendds or get to know them
    so self rating on that test 3.5/5

  • Boz

    Street Insults parody anyone?

  • Strength and Honor

    I can’t even watch that shit. I have to look away.

  • RH

    Oh god, the whole thing was cringe worthy but yes the betatude of the dude and his female best friend was just horrid and definitely stuck out.

  • OG

    Assuming the guy is gay, which I think he probably is, it changes the whole context of the situation. A lot of gay guys have very good female friends. If the guy isn’t gay, then that is fucking pathetic betatude at it’s worst.

    • Ryan

      Even if he is gay, gay guys are ruining the game by pumping up females’ egos to ridiculous levels. Gay guy friends will always be making your girl feel like she could do better (but not with him, because you know, the gay).

      • Therapsid

        Notice lesbians will never ever ever pump up guy’s egos to any level, ridiculous or otherwise.

        Neither guy friends, nor girlfriends, nor platonic girl friends, nor lesbian (non)friends will feed into men’s egos. Men can only find fulfillment in accomplishment.

        While gay men parasitize off aging single women, lesbians go their own way better than MGTOW.

  • Tom

    I was expecting something about the workplace, whether we realise we’re slaves or to what extent we think for ourselves. This was more beta alpha stuff, it’s cool.

  • http://stagedreality.wordpress.com Leap of a Beta

    Did anyone else have a burning desire to take the idea and flip it to insults or breaking up with someone? Seriously, break up by being in a booth incase the bitch goes psycho crazy on you, do it in public, and then just walk away when your done. Bonus points if you make her go first, give you compliments, and then dump her.

    • YB

      Dude, I like your style. *amused*

      This thing made me cringe all right. It’s like music these days: I try to listen to stuff (for dancing to) and the fem-centric pops right out at me.

      Take Grenade by Bruno Mars as an example of pukedom. The song is so putrid/whiny in the way it goes on about lapping up a woman’s runny shit and that she does nothing for him in return…then again, even I want to kill themotherfucker…

  • Ahmad

    I recognize that neighborhood. It’s right down the street from UCLA, the blue pill capitol of the world.

  • http://3rdmilleniummen.wordpress.com 3rd Millenium Men

    Hahaha!!! The guy looks like he wants to break down in tears just being around her!!!

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  • Jeff

    “One problem with swallowing the red pill is that you will get offended at just about everything that mainstream people enjoy.”

    Oh God.

    Oh God God God.

    This is me.

    I thought there was something wrong with me. I thought there was something wrong with me when I downvoted every stupid flash mob video I ever came across.

  • Nestorius

    “You form your own red pill bubble, whether it’s frequenting sites on the manosphere,”
    Yes.

    “not dating women from blue pill societies,”
    Yes, but unfortunatly this includes all of them.

    “or outright expatriating to countries where men are rewarded for being masculine.”
    Yes, I have always lived in such a place.

  • storm

    When I listened to the girl say, “You’re honestly such an amazing person. You’re my best friend in the world, and you always will be” the thought that crossed my mind was that she admired him, that she would do anything for him, that her world revolved around him.

    I project, but ask yourself: how would your perspective of that exchange change if you knew she was just one of the girls in his rotation?

  • Red pill becoming blue pill

    I used to cringe at everything society did and everything blue pill people did.

    But then I realized, there was nothing I could do to change it even if I tried to help the people living in a delusion. They all lived in a false hope and called me stupid.

    So, I’m trying to appeal in a way now, which makes me more blue pill like. However now that I think about it, that’s making me seek approval in which I don’t have to. I always thought it was being humble until just now while I’m typing this, I realized being humble is something totally different.

    Wtf, I sound like a fucking faggot in my post. Ignore that shit. I’m not deleting it.

  • Blue

    He is her gay bff, right?

  • taterearl

    I felt the need to tease, neg, and not do it in a video while saying it through giant earphones. What pill am I?

  • Dillon

    Laughter should also be an acceptable response, probably while insulting the computer screen.

  • Master Dogen

    Check out dude’s fists jammed into his pockets, too. Shoulders all hunched up. So uncomfortable with himself… the anti-alpha.

  • AlphaUCLA

    Hahah this is so funny. I pity those beta orbiter fags always complimenting an ugly girl as beautiful and a dumb one as smart. This is actually shoot at Westwood very close to UCLA, my school.

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  • Jj

    It is exactly as twee as i imagined it would be once i heard the grating “indie” music. I did not get annoyed, rather i got bored.

  • homophobe

    Of COURSE that Indian dude was gay…don’t you see that Asian or Indian men on western tv are either sexless smart nerds or fags???

  • choichoi

    there’s still some blue pill within me. however as time progresses i find these “feel good” displays of kindness to be more and more insincere. it’s like when people tell me thank you too much. i think american society puts too much pressure on us to be nice and polite cuz you never know when the next lunatic’s gonna snap and shoot you for stepping on his air force ones

  • http://www.raulfelix.com Raul Felix

    All I could fucking think was “Fucking Fag. She’s your friend? Fuck that. Fuck female friends. “

  • Eddie Willers

    Wisdom indeed, “One problem with swallowing the red pill is that you will get offended at just about everything that mainstream people enjoy. You can no longer digest their media, enjoy their viral videos, or even have a normal conversation with a blue piller”

    But as I watch my marriage crumbling, after 12 years of increasing unhappiness, and with a sense of something akin to relief, I have come to understand that I actually swallowed the red pill way back in 1996, when I discovered the need for an objective philosophy – foolishly, I was to regurgitate the red in favor of the blue a few years later.

  • jmokkonen

    I couldn’t take the the first 20 seconds. Didn’t bother to watch the rest.

  • http://www.facebook.com/adrian.forte Adrian Forte

    There’s something else here at work that really bothers me… the overall message of this video seems to be that it’s a brand new discovery that sometimes you say nice things to people, and wouldn’t the world be a better place if we all did that more often! No, it would not. When someone deserves something complimentary, I tell them. And the more you compliment people, the less value comes from the compliment. Compliments should be rare, and hard to earn things, not handed out like candy.

  • ZeD9

    Nauseating.

  • vinman

    Am I the only person that had a violent reaction to this? This shit made me want to start a fist fight.

  • Andrew

    I would say it’s ok to be friends with a girl, just not the way western people do it.

  • Human

    Homophobia and misogyny is just bigotry, I feel sorry for you, because you see over half the worlds popualtion as being subhuman and will therefore shut yourself off from all the amazing input they have to offer. As with all bigotry it stems from your own insecurity that you must feel you are better than them. When I come across nasty aspects of humanity such as this I will be forever immensely grateful for being lucky enough to even know my Dad.

    He is the most honourable, good human I have ever had the privilege to know. My Dad was a solider and is a hero. My Dad is a feminist and taught me that I could do and be anything a man can do, from my earliest ever memories, from when I first came home crying because new boys moved into the neighbourhood and decided I couldnt play football anymore, even though I was great at it, and before that my friends had never discriminated or even bothered about my gender, to every obnoxious sexist incident Ive had to endure in adulthood. Thank God for good men like my Dad.

    Shocking as this might be too you Women and Gay people are human beings too, and all human beings deserve rights. Equal, neither one above or below the other.

    I hope bigotry like yours will be overcome by good people and become as unacceptable as racism is. Im sorry you feel ‘less than’ to act in such a way maybe you should question why this is instead of easy hatred and blaming of women. Just like when African Americans fought for equality, many white Americans blamed them for their own misfortune instead of the very system under which they lived and took out their hate filled bigotry on them. Women, dispite what the media and porn industry like to portray to you, (and you swallow hook line and sinker), are not just on the planet to be your sexual play-things but real people with real brains that obviously you have become too shallow to comprehend. Women’s hard fought for achievements in academia, science and all fields have demonstrated this. An anti pathetic bigotry pill is what is needed here.

    I hope that hero’s like my father will one day outnumber those who need to place people beneath them in order to feel good about themselves. Good people. Tiocfadh ár lá!

    Signed, A Human being.

    • Human

      Also these game rules are ridiculous! I would only ever date a man who
      treated me with respect and as an equal, as would all the girls I know,
      at least since they grew up and turned 16. A man being a good
      person is the most attractive quality in a man, hands down.
      Because of how I look I
      get chatted up by shallow ‘alpha types’ all the time, looking for a
      ‘conquest’ and I run a million miles away. This is, I suppose, because I dont feel subhuman to them. I have a happy relationship with a wonderful man with constant amazing sex and adventures around the world together. And Im glad to know many amazing, accomplised happy men that dont buy into this superficial little boy nonsense. Grow up and stop treating women like your latest car orcut of meat. We all have to share this earth lets do it together with equality and dignity for all.

  • Concordiat

    grrrr girls won’t just be a walking vagina for me something is wrong with the world

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